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bobs409 02-13-2003 09:40 AM

Viagra in liquid form (joke)
 
Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of "Mount And Do." :D

Palf70Step 02-13-2003 02:03 PM

Ugh!!!:D:D

Grumpy old man 12-05-2018 06:45 AM

Re: Viagra in liquid form (joke)
 
And now I know what's going on . Ms Grumpy just told me it's a new designer coffee I've been drinking ! Now I'm going to have to change my name to "the Happy old man" NOPE .:lol:

Redneck Rydes 12-05-2018 09:47 AM

Re: Viagra in liquid form (joke)
 
My neighbor, who is 73, has a new girlfriend,call me the other day and said,he is not feeling well,was going to the hospital,he needs 2 stents put in, I asked him why was he not feeling well,he said he was taking Viagra for the past 10 days,OMG! He said he wanted test drive this stuff, I can't tell you his response,but you get the picture,so basically whether it is pill or liquid form you will still be a bit stiff.

rustytruck50 12-05-2018 02:16 PM

Re: Viagra in liquid form (joke)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Redneck Rydes (Post 8399219)
My neighbor, who is 73, has a new girlfriend,call me the other day and said,he is not feeling well,was going to the hospital,he needs 2 stents put in, I asked him why was he not feeling well,he said he was taking Viagra for the past 10 days,OMG! He said he wanted test drive this stuff, I can't tell you his response,but you get the picture,so basically whether it is pill or liquid form you will still be a bit stiff.

Was he not a 'upstanding' man to begin with? ;):lol::lol:

In The Ten Ring 12-11-2018 05:41 AM

Re: Viagra in liquid form (joke)
 
I heard of a guy that took too much Viagra, had an erection for several days, and suffered a sort of "blowout" in his vascular system and now an erection is medically impossible.


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