[sparkydog]

Mrs Sparkydog was out of town a few weeks ago so I was able to revert into full bachelor mode. I think this picture of my dinner illustrates my core male-ness.

First, I have all of the major food groups covered: meat, vegetables, water, hot sauce and tequila.

Second, I have involved as few plates as possible (and zero utensils) so as to minimize time wasting stuff like cleaning.

Third, I ate my dinner next to the sink so as to again minimize time moving over to the table and make it handy to do the trivial amount of cleanup. Genius!