Re: Joke Thread
A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”
“Wow, that’s really expensive isn’t it?”
“Yes. What’s your third question?”
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