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Old 11-04-2020, 01:59 PM   #207
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Re: Joke Thread

Jake and Louis are hunting moose up in northern Maine. Late in the day they get their chance and shoot a nice one with a massive rack.
Loosing daylight, they grab his hind hooves and start dragging him out of the woods. After a little while they happen on a game warden. After he checked their papers and the moose said everything was in order.

"Where are you headed?"

"Our truck is about a half mile from here, but it's slow going as the antlers keep hanging up on trees and bushes."

"You know boys, if you drag him by the antlers it'll go a lot easier."

"Thanks officer we'll try it!"

A while later Jake tells Louis
"You know, Louis, the warden was right, this is going a lot easier!"

Louis replies,
"It sure is, but we're getting farther and farther from the truck."
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