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**richard2717** · 12-07-2020, 12:10 PM

So I was at Walmart and this little girl who looks like she is about 3 years old was sitting in a basket. She was looking at me like I stole her tooth fairy money!! So me being the person I am, I smiled and waved at her. Her lil watermelon headed ass rolled her eyes at me. So me being the person I am (cause a 3 year old aint gonna play with me) I asked her mother if i could give her some candy. The mom said yes, and smiled. I told the little girl to put it in her pocket for later. She smiled and I smiled, and then I walked over and told the manager she was stealing M&M's. The manager said, "Thank you. I am so sick of these parents not controlling their children." The manager walks over to the mother and asked her to empty her pockets. So I stuck my middle finger up at the little seed of Chucky, and kindly walked out the store. I am not the one to be played with.....

12-07-2020, 12:10 PM	#270
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,941	Re: Joke Thread So I was at Walmart and this little girl who looks like she is about 3 years old was sitting in a basket. She was looking at me like I stole her tooth fairy money!! So me being the person I am, I smiled and waved at her. Her lil watermelon headed ass rolled her eyes at me. So me being the person I am (cause a 3 year old aint gonna play with me) I asked her mother if i could give her some candy. The mom said yes, and smiled. I told the little girl to put it in her pocket for later. She smiled and I smiled, and then I walked over and told the manager she was stealing M&M's. The manager said, "Thank you. I am so sick of these parents not controlling their children." The manager walks over to the mother and asked her to empty her pockets. So I stuck my middle finger up at the little seed of Chucky, and kindly walked out the store. I am not the one to be played with..... __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.