Use an old aluminum fishing rod. Might work.
I ventured farther down river one morning and explored some countryside. I see these eerie smoke plumes and it strikes me.... "THREE MILE ISLAND!!!!" I don't know, but ever since there was that scary issue that word means disaster area in my mind. So I almost blindly stumbled right into the monster
(across the river
). There was just something ominous and surreal about this scenery. A clash of early rural life and modern infrastructure