I have come to the conclusion that nothing short of building my own bed tool box will suffice.
1). 3/8 inch socket set
2). 1/4 inch socket set
3). ratcheting wrench set
4). screwdrivers
5). pliers/channel locks/needle nose
6). telescoping magnet
7). jumper cables
8). wiring repair kit
9). water
10). 2 quarts oil
11). road flares/reflecting triangle
12). hi viz vest
13). jack
14). tire plug kit
15). tow strap
16). cheater bar
17). tire iron
18). STG 44 with 500 rounds
19). panzerfaust
LOL. See what I mean?
Do you know what's even more crazy? I carry items 1 - 17 plus crow bar, axe, and rugs in my car trunk.
