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Originally Posted by Jvsapp
its a 10 step process right  i can think of a few other steps but i just kept it at 10 |
here's a few more:
pull the plugs
damn this aint looking good
drink a bud
pour some tranny fluid in the plug holes
drink a bud
pull the hood
contemplate
drink a bud
need to buy an engine hoist, and more beer.
drink a bud
strip the chrome off
drink a bud
damn these bumpers are gonna be a *****
great, rust in the eyes
where's my safety glasses
flush eyes out
drink a bud
knocked the hide off knuckles
bleed
drink a bud
bleed
damn, is it gonna stop?
drink a bud
still bleeding
wrap dirty shop towel around hand
more contemplating
drink a bud
damn, getting a buzz here
cussing
sling the hammer
drink a bud
more cussing
go find the hammer
where the hell is the hammer?
F#@k it, i'm going to bed.
NEXT MORNING:
DAMN, I feel like sheeit.
i hate hangovers
i know, maybe a bloody mary would help
HEY BABY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAMMER????????
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2008 Dodge crew cab. YEAH, it's got a hemi, your ass is going to jail quick.
Some day's, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints................................