I was at the market with my wife. She takes forever to do her shopping, so sometimes I wander off and look at stuff.
So I look around and come back and she's standing by the meat counter. She starts pushing her cart and I'm following her when this guy comes up and starts talking to her.
So I ask him "What are you doing?
He says "I'm talking to my wife' and he looks pissed.
This woman turns around. AND IT'S NOT MY WIFE!
I've been following some random woman around the store like some sort of perv.
So I say I'm sorry, I thought she was my wife, she looks just like my wife, I guess I need to pay more attention.
This guy is still looking at me like he wants to kill me, and he's a pretty big guy.
Luckily my wife comes around the corner, and I say "Oh there she is' and the woman says "She really does look like me'
This guy is still glaring at me.
I figure it's time to leave.
My wife laughed at my stupidity all the way home.