Spark plugs? What spark plugs? I solved that problem. Just dont use them at all.
JK LOL.
Made 50 bucks a few months back when I bet my neighbor that he couldnt find the spark plugs on my engine. Took him 10 minutes before he gave up. He couldnt figure it out until I informed him that diesels dont use spark plugs.
So simple solution, swap in a diesel and forget about spark plugs.