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Old 04-21-2017, 09:51 PM   #23
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In college I got in an accident. I was pulling out of a lumber yard drive way that had my field of vision blocked with a truck. A speeding volvo ran into the 59 front bumper. Scratched the paint and crinkled the license plate on mine, took out the bumper, fender, bent the hood and door on the volvo. I got cited for failure to stop. Insurance company refused to help me fight it. Passenger in the car claimed significant neck injuries even though she was fine at the time of the accident. Luckily I had my camera and took lots of pictures, and came back and measured distances, skid mark lengths, etc. ASU has a great criminal justice program. I went over and found an enthusiastic student who hooked me up with textbooks on accident investigation. Did not take long to figure out that my reaction time, considering the blocked view, was above average and that based on the girls skid marks she was 15 mph over the speed limit (35 in a 20 zone) despite what she told the cop. I did not pay the fine, I went to court with photos, a plan showing the distances, etc. and my calculations. Judge asked the cop why he did not take the same measurements and he replied based on his judgement I was clearly in the wrong. Judge dismissed the case, chewed out the cop and I contacted the insurance company. They sued the "injured" passenger and her doctor, who happened to be the father of the driver for fraud.
I Really Like this Story !

I Got one for Ya , all
Had a Tree Trimmer Guy - come by for a Estimate , and a few others ..
No got back right away and this Tree had some Carpenter Ants , and Had Grown into the side of the Large Out Building . .
Tree had to come down , and Another We wanted Trimmed ..

This Trimmer - Calls with No Lead Time - says I'm at the House and setting up - Where are You ?
I'm like Really - do We have a Contract as I don't recall setting on anything ..
Hell He say I'm all set up and have 7-8 Guys here -Waiting to do this Were in Town at this very Min. , but I'll Drop Everything and Rush over the Home as Fast as I can - Please don't start anything . .

OK I Fly Home 80 MPH , Rush in try to get things straight on what's , What and - Hey where's the Insurance Papers ?
To Many Guys Here and Your Leaking Diesel on My Lawn . .
Can't Please Keep Equipment in Driveway or on Road ..
Running all over - Had been Cutting on 1 Large Maple to have been Trimmed .

WOOOww , WHHOooow - Your Timming this Tree - NOT Taking it Down !
Huge 6 inch Limbs Coming Off - what the Hell !

OK another Meeting 3 Times Now ..
I'm getting the Bum Rush _ Now _ I realize _ Tell the Wife to Keep an Eye on them - I come Out form the Mens Room and 3 min. Tops and they are
trucking across the Lawn which was Wet from 2 days of Rain I forget to mention this Earlier .. ( above ) - Dam Man - Your Screwing Up the Lawn - Dude ! , Oh We'll Clean Up and straighten things out ..

I stated No Heavy Equipment on Lawn , Boss Man with Insurance Papers
gets all Hot and say I'm Costing Him Time .. I said No Way - You took Way to much Off the Maple it was suppose to be Light Time or Coning - Not a Hack Wack ! _ I can get Pissy Too !

They Go over and take down the Big 75 ft Pine , After they Break My Balls some more and Instruct Me that 2 Bush are in their way and Must Be Moved . .

I Digg up the Bushes to be consoling .. - so His Operator is able to get in tight with Bob Cat to Pick Large 4-5 ft 30 " across chucks .

OK - You kind get How this is Going - Next Thine I Know the Guy is Showing Off - Topping

They Tear up an Area where I had Fresh Top Soil - I told them it's all right as I was going to Redo the Garden Area - for the Wife anyhow ..
( God Help Me ) I'm Thinking Maybe I should just call the Cops !

So the Head A Hole is Now showing Off for His Works and takes like 38 ft pc of the Tree - Off the Top with Out Ropes - NO Chucking as Discussed !
Smart Ass - Drops the Tree by Accident into another 78 ft Big Ponderosa Pine - Now I'm Pissed OFF ! - Hey what the Hell Pal - You Kill that Tree and - That's It Were Going Down Town ..

Sure Enough It Died in 2 weeks - They had Twisted it when it got Side Swiped by Other Tree .. - His Insurance Company said I could sell the Lumber for $800.00 and they would Give Up around $2K - maybe $2500.00 . . . I Promptly said - No Freaking Way !

Back and Forth for 6 Months - They sent over Tree Arborist - Specialist , and then Even Hired a Third Party to Over see and Handle Us - as were all Done Talking to them !

I informed them $2500 just to Clean Up the Yard and Pull the Stump - Out of the Grd. and then Fix that Big Hole - where You going to be Digging with a Backhoe for 8 Hr. to get Out the Stump . .

OK - Her's where is gets Interesting - another 3 months , in that Time
We Contacted a Bunch of Young Lawyers - Just getting out of College ..
Passed the Bar etc. 5-6 yrs. of schooling and 75K-100K in Debt.

Yeah they want to work , and work Hard and Fast - and We Offered Free
Summer Camping and Canoeing - BB Basically - We got lots of Takers and Lots of other Offers once the work got out about what Theses Guy did to Kill a Huge - Beautiful Pine on the Corner of our Yard ..

We then called a College - Professor - Not just any College Professor
but the Special Guy that Headed Up a Federal Funded - ( Large Grant )
Investigation as How and Methods to do So using Math , Species ,
Health of Tree , Location of Tree , and Cross Sectional Sq. Inches of Tree
to be Calculated Read at Level 3 ft.- 4 ft. from Ground .
( Measure there to acquire Tree's Sq. In. ( IN ) Area ) for Purposes of Valve and Replacement = Calculation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This Formulator - this College Professor and 26 other Professors and Tree
Arborist came up with - has been Placed into Law . and Now being used By 11 other States .


Another Month and the Insurance Company Started Calling Me
several Times a Week to get Settled !

May I say We Got Paid Very Well Indeed - Never Used 1 Practicing Lawyer !

LET ME PORT YOUR WORLD - I - JUST CHANGED IT.

Just to Tighten Things Up : Have to Watch and Listen to that at Least Twice ..

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