When I was a Kid being bullied was a fact of life and a bit of a right of passage. The more you whined... the more you got it! Basically, you learned to shut your whining face and man up!
Grumpy I got you covered with a good concoction! A large coffee black, drop in two lumps of Viagra in lieu of sugar! You'll be repopulating the neighborhood, while all the young men are watching Dr. Phil and blubbering in their safe space!
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