06-01-2005, 01:31 PM | #1 |
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Smart Blonde joke
Subject: FW: humor: Know your sh!t>
> >A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. > >"You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. > >So let's talk." > >The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" > >"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" > >"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" > >The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." > > "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t
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06-01-2005, 01:54 PM | #2 |
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what you call a blonde corpse a closet ?
last year's hide and seek winner !!!! why dont blonde make kool aid they cant get 8 cups of water in the little package
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06-01-2005, 05:09 PM | #3 |
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LOL, you can never have enough blond jokes........
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06-01-2005, 05:24 PM | #4 |
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the first one was pretty good!
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06-01-2005, 07:44 PM | #5 |
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Finally a blonde joke I haven't heard
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06-01-2005, 08:09 PM | #6 |
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A blonde was sitting at her table trying to put a puzzle together. She coundn't even get started.
After staring at it for a while and getting nowhere, she calls her boyfriend. He asks her what the box shows it's supposed to be. She answers "A tiger". He tells her he's on his way over. A few moments later, he walks in and looks at the puzzle pieces on the table. He looks at her and says "The first thing is, it's not a tiger. Second thing is we're gonna have to put the Frosted Flakes back in the box. That first one was really good.
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06-01-2005, 10:29 PM | #7 |
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I was almost afraid to open this....but it is funny
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06-02-2005, 07:02 AM | #8 |
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VetteVet,Good one,real good.Finally a "smart-blonde" joke!
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