One DANGEROUS black stallion

[Grumpy old man]

I stopped by my local watering hole and while enjoying a cold frosty one I overheard a few guys next to me talking about a black stallion that nobody could ride . Well after listening to them for a bit I had to jump into the conversation and explained to them that I've been around some pretty rowdy horses in my day and with some liquid courage I could ride any horse they had ... That brings us to jumping in the truck to go ride this "DANGEROUS" black horse . It all happened so fast but just as I started to throw my leg over the saddle this horse started to spin in tight circles to the left and just kept spinning to the point where I lost my balance and fell off to his side all the while he kept spinning and spinning , My boot got caught in the stirup and he was dragging me in circles and I was getting beat up pretty bad . I would have died had not the manager of Kmart came out and unplugged him ...