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08-13-2017, 10:16 AM | #1 |
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Funny truck stuff from the board members
So I posted a thread awhile back ... Maybe I don't need a truck? Id have to go back and look to give credit to the member that said ...
Maybe I don't need a truck ... Said no man ever That cracked me up. Last night a member said ... Remember, a cross thread is a tight thread. Any other funny one liners or maybe words of truck wisdom you've come across on the site that you took note of?
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08-13-2017, 10:24 AM | #2 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
"If it was my Ex wife she would have left a long note complaining about what a slob I was, and how she was sick of cleaning up after me"
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08-13-2017, 11:16 AM | #3 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
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08-13-2017, 01:48 PM | #4 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Bumper sticker I have(It's badly faded now)---
"Yes,this is my truck!No,I won't help you move!" Mike. |
08-13-2017, 03:06 PM | #5 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
A T-shirt I saw.
I don't always cross thread bolts, but when I do I drive them home with an impact. |
08-13-2017, 03:41 PM | #6 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
A good cross thread beats locktite any day!
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08-13-2017, 03:42 PM | #7 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Stated many times here, and replies were usually laughs.
"I just finished my build"
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08-13-2017, 04:30 PM | #8 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
"My greatest fear when l die is that my wife will sell my truck for what I told her I have in it"
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08-13-2017, 05:08 PM | #9 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
I have this sticker on my truck !!
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08-13-2017, 06:24 PM | #10 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
I found this on another board, but thought it was funny
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08-13-2017, 06:25 PM | #11 | |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Quote:
Lmfao 😆😆😆
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08-13-2017, 07:13 PM | #12 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
the trouble with trouble shooting is; trouble shoots back.
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08-13-2017, 07:53 PM | #13 |
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08-13-2017, 11:15 PM | #14 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
"That will buff out.", when the front bumper looks like feelers from an insect.
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08-14-2017, 05:44 AM | #15 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Not a one liner, but certainly truck humor:
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08-16-2017, 04:36 PM | #16 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
I saw this a while back on facebook and thought it was funny.
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08-16-2017, 04:40 PM | #17 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Oh look, you let the magic smoke out.
That stool bus is pretty funny. My father in law let our kids watch sponge bob and I guess there is a talking stool character and our kids thought it was hilarious. (not really my thing) I was really wondering how that was going to go over at school...... Haha
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08-16-2017, 05:19 PM | #18 | |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
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I also came up with the Slogan for our truck club "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!" Not funny, but really cool
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08-16-2017, 07:51 PM | #19 | |
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no doubt!! the TIME that is put into these amazing rides deserves the recognition!! Props to ALL that have posted and helped the "little guys" (like me) to build a dream ride. I second the quote "Rust or Shine, They ALL Look Fine!"!!!!!!!!!!
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08-16-2017, 07:54 PM | #20 |
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Steven '67 SWB, 250ci, 3OTT.......this is my first build...... I wonder if my grand kids will say, "I would give anything to have my grand dads 2005 Chevrolet Z71" |
08-17-2017, 04:45 PM | #21 |
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A penny saved is just a penny.
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08-17-2017, 06:19 PM | #22 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Along the same line. I found this one.
I like Other Larry's sig. " I hate spelling errors. Misplace one letter and your whole post is urined.
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08-19-2017, 04:18 PM | #23 |
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Re: Funny truck stuff from the board members
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story 71 Chev 1/2 ton 4X4 LWB Fleetside SOLD http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=361222 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LgREwtDfaA 68 Chev 1 ton flat bed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bO8szzlD4A 56 Chev Handyman Wagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-6ddpBTkM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbLzZ7zY8wA 56 Chev Belair http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=410667 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoW0Ei7ZNIg |
08-19-2017, 09:22 PM | #24 |
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"Absolutely Shawn, we can pull that dump truck back from DesMoines. Nothing bad will happen"
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08-20-2017, 06:33 AM | #25 |
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Sorry, I can only add pictures. My one liners come spontaneously and ones from before...well, ya need a memory for that!
Driver: "It's a car that's also a truck." Passenger: "No, it's a car with a bed." Driver: "You're wrong. It is a ...." THUD BUMP SCRRRAPE!!! "Dayum! It is a car!"
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