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**richard2717** · 12-13-2018, 12:33 PM

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

3drburb · 12-13-2018, 12:40 PM

Love it!
I guess the proof is in the pudding. Lol

**Stocker** · 12-13-2018, 03:24 PM

Haven't heard that one before!

**Ol Blue K20** · 12-13-2018, 04:17 PM

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!

fun in dirt · 12-13-2018, 04:58 PM

Hee Hee Ha Ha

mikebte · 12-14-2018, 12:40 PM

Classic, love it.

**Boog** · 12-14-2018, 03:59 PM

Senior alert! Don’t mess with us.

cypressbog · 12-14-2018, 04:57 PM

Now that's a funny one!

**FleetsidePaul** · 12-15-2018, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3drburb

Love it!
I guess the proof is in the pudding. Lol

Gross. Thanks for the visual.

3drburb · 12-15-2018, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

Gross. Thanks for the visual.

Lol

12-13-2018, 12:33 PM	#1
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,883	little old lady at the store A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-13-2018, 12:40 PM	#2
3drburb Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Kent, WA. Posts: 834	Re: little old lady at the store Love it! I guess the proof is in the pudding. Lol

12-13-2018, 03:24 PM	#3
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,497	Re: little old lady at the store Haven't heard that one before! __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

12-13-2018, 04:17 PM	#4
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 15,834	Re: little old lady at the store Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!! __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man

12-13-2018, 04:58 PM	#5
fun in dirt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,117	Re: little old lady at the store Hee Hee Ha Ha __________________ '72 C to K20 "Cannibalizer" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...32#post8653432 '85 K30 "Big Nassy" '06 3500 Duramax ...tow truck '06 Silverado SS...DD '06 C1500 WT...DD '07 Classic C1500 WT...DD Built & sold cause can't keep 'em all: '72 Blazer "The Bucket" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=433190 '55 Chevy straight axle gasser https://www.trifive.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173938 '69 Pro Street Chevelle http://www.chevelles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=332541 '86 M1031 CUCV http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=553619

12-14-2018, 12:40 PM	#6
mikebte Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 639	Re: little old lady at the store Classic, love it.

12-14-2018, 03:59 PM	#7
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,955	Re: little old lady at the store Senior alert! Don’t mess with us. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-14-2018, 04:57 PM	#8
cypressbog Go Pack Go! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Green Bay Posts: 2,669	Re: little old lady at the store Now that's a funny one!



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