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flashed · 01-03-2018, 01:27 PM

When are you Due ?

**special-K** · 01-03-2018, 03:37 PM

Do you know flashed?

flashed · 01-03-2018, 03:43 PM

I certainly Hope Not .

**davischevy** · 01-03-2018, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashed

When are you Due ?

How many of us have not stuck our foot in our mouth with that one.

I don't think I did it on a date though.

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-03-2018, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashed

When are you Due ?

That reminds me of when a woman I worked with came to the office. I hadn't seen her in a while. And she looked like she was pregnant.

So I said congratulations.

Only problem was. She wasn't pregnant.

It was pretty embarrassing for both of us.

**special-K** · 01-03-2018, 05:17 PM

Once a woman with a career in dancing came over and said "That guy just asked if a was expecting". I gave her a dollar to make her feel better

**GOPAPA** · 01-03-2018, 05:38 PM

Worst 4 words First Date

""Chocolate leads to acne""

**special-K** · 01-03-2018, 06:33 PM

Don't eat that chocolate

**special-K** · 01-03-2018, 06:34 PM

I love your nails! (Cuz we know they do that stuff for each other not us)

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-04-2018, 02:12 AM

Two minutes? That's it?

CG · 01-04-2018, 08:32 AM

Hey baby, I'm Tim

flashed · 01-04-2018, 12:02 PM

I dont charge much .

**rgunlock** · 01-04-2018, 12:51 PM

I've got 13 kids!

Knight72 · 01-04-2018, 10:22 PM

You got a rubber?

El Dorado Jim · 01-04-2018, 10:44 PM

how old are you? what do you weigh? you have a 401K?

El Dorado Jim · 01-04-2018, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knight72

You got a rubber?

El Dorado Jim · 01-04-2018, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by special-K

(As he scratches himself down there) "Got any bag balm?"

* Thanks Grumpy

thats funny right there!

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-05-2018, 05:34 AM

Do you ever clean?

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-05-2018, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CG

Hey baby, I'm Tim

**davischevy** · 01-05-2018, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

Four star comment.

**davischevy** · 01-05-2018, 11:19 AM

Do you ever bath?

**GOPAPA** · 01-05-2018, 11:23 AM

NO, I never bath

**davischevy** · 01-05-2018, 11:25 AM

Please brush your teeth.

**special-K** · 01-08-2018, 12:34 AM

Hi, I am Tim.

Shoot, it doesn't matter. "Nice to meet you" seems to work for me.

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-08-2018, 04:48 AM

Never heard of Tim.

(Okay maybe not the worst four words, but it actually works)

01-03-2018, 01:27 PM	#176
flashed Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: canton ga Posts: 12,729	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date When are you Due ?

01-03-2018, 03:37 PM	#177
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Do you know flashed? __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-03-2018, 03:43 PM	#178
flashed Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: canton ga Posts: 12,729	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I certainly Hope Not .

01-03-2018, 05:17 PM	#181
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Once a woman with a career in dancing came over and said "That guy just asked if a was expecting". I gave her a dollar to make her feel better __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-03-2018, 05:38 PM	#182
GOPAPA "Tail Gate Best Seat In House" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,350	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Worst 4 words First Date ""Chocolate leads to acne"" __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

01-03-2018, 06:33 PM	#183
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Don't eat that chocolate __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-03-2018, 06:34 PM	#184
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I love your nails! (Cuz we know they do that stuff for each other not us) __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-04-2018, 02:12 AM	#185
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Two minutes? That's it? __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

01-04-2018, 08:32 AM	#186
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,779	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Hey baby, I'm Tim __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

01-04-2018, 12:02 PM	#187
flashed Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: canton ga Posts: 12,729	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I dont charge much .

01-04-2018, 12:51 PM	#188
rgunlock Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tomball, Texas Posts: 1,592	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I've got 13 kids! __________________ Rick 78 GMC K15 SWB, 350/NV4500/NP205/4.10s Project Hazel 71 GMC C25 350/TH400 - Project Angie 59 Chevy SWB Stepside (next in line? Not sure now ) 2001 GMC Sierra K2500

01-04-2018, 10:22 PM	#189
Knight72 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Southside, Alabama Posts: 173	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date You got a rubber?

01-04-2018, 10:44 PM	#190
El Dorado Jim Registered User Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: El Dorado Ca Posts: 3,374	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date how old are you? what do you weigh? you have a 401K?

01-05-2018, 05:34 AM	#193
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Do you ever clean? __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

01-05-2018, 11:19 AM	#196
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,789	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Do you ever bath? __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.



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01-05-2018, 11:23 AM	#197
GOPAPA "Tail Gate Best Seat In House" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,350	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date NO, I never bath __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

01-05-2018, 11:25 AM	#198
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,789	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Please brush your teeth. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-08-2018, 12:34 AM	#199
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Hi, I am Tim. Shoot, it doesn't matter. "Nice to meet you" seems to work for me. __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-08-2018, 04:48 AM	#200
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Never heard of Tim. (Okay maybe not the worst four words, but it actually works) __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

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