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Indian113 · 03-18-2017, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by special-K

Hey Indian113, I'd laugh but I think You're the only one who can lugh at yourself on that one. And, that's what I do when I catch myself doing dumb stuff.

Not really, a Man can laugh at himself and his Friends can Laugh with Him!

**special-K** · 03-18-2017, 11:23 AM

Right. I guess the difference is between laughing at and laughing with. I chuckle and say out loud, "You dumbass" or "What are you doing, fool?", then more chuckles quite often. I'll laugh if you laugh but never call anyone else those things...unless that's the direction the friend takes it.

Man, most funnies I know aren't clean enough. Either that, or so clean it's hokey to anyone but a child. Hmmm... I'll have to think of more real life stories. Like I said, no shortage of dumb moves by me that would make you all laugh. I got me some stories to tell.

Deer_hunter_088 · 03-20-2017, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by special-K

Right. I guess the difference is between laughing at and laughing with. I chuckle and say out loud, "You dumbass" or "What are you doing, fool?", then more chuckles quite often. I'll laugh if you laugh but never call anyone else those things...unless that's the direction the friend takes it.

Man, most funnies I know aren't clean enough. Either that, or so clean it's hokey to anyone but a child. Hmmm... I'll have to think of more real life stories. Like I said, no shortage of dumb moves by me that would make you all laugh. I got me some stories to tell.

Tell us some, had some stuff happen over the weekend and i need a laugh.

Daddy'O · 03-20-2017, 11:45 PM

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam!

68C15 · 03-21-2017, 07:44 AM

What goes through a bug's head when he hits a windshield? His butt

**LockDoc** · 03-21-2017, 02:18 PM

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Cowboy Bob appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'A Couple a minutes ago'....

Steve-W · 03-21-2017, 02:44 PM

hahaha good one lockdoc!!

El Dorado Jim · 03-22-2017, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LockDoc

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Cowboy Bob appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'A Couple a minutes ago'....

love it

fun in dirt · 03-23-2017, 12:31 PM

Copied from somewhere on Facebook ....

lowbucktrucks · 03-24-2017, 07:39 AM

Folks ... lets keep this family friendly per the rules.

Some replies are our have crossed the line.

Thanks

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-24-2017, 07:59 AM

Folks ... lets keep this family friendly per the rules.

Some replies are our have crossed the line.

Thanks

**LockDoc** · 03-24-2017, 04:42 PM

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When I was younger all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now that I’m old I don't care about the W.....

LockDoc

kingsolver72 · 03-24-2017, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LockDoc

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When I was younger all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now that I’m old I don't care about the W.....

LockDoc

That's funny. You're a pretty regular guy Leon.

jeepbut · 03-24-2017, 09:50 PM

A 96 year old man goes to the doctor and ask for some Viagra. The doctor says "I am real proud of you wanting to have sex at 96" The old man says"I don't want to have sex, I just don't want to pee on my shoes!"

**special-K** · 03-24-2017, 10:36 PM

This thread is getting funnier and funnier!

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-25-2017, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by kingsolver72

That's funny. You're a pretty regular guy Leon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeepbut

A 96 year old man goes to the doctor and ask for some Viagra. The doctor says "I am real proud of you wanting to have sex at 96" The old man says"I don't want to have sex, I just don't want to pee on my shoes!"

It's working. ..I'm laughing!

**FleetsidePaul** · 03-26-2017, 11:28 AM

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

CG · 03-26-2017, 02:06 PM

Here's a few photochops I did years ago for the board...

CG · 03-26-2017, 02:07 PM

couple more ...

CG · 03-26-2017, 02:11 PM

found a couple more haha

**Boog** · 03-26-2017, 02:40 PM

Jumpin Jiminy CG. You've got yourself a hoverburb!

**special-K** · 03-26-2017, 03:10 PM

Riding on air

68C15 · 03-27-2017, 05:17 PM

CG, I remember that one of Shawn's Saturn in the flood.

That deer hunter gets me every time.

**special-K** · 03-27-2017, 09:49 PM

I remember most of those. There's Jed and the bunch in Livrat's old gold GMC RV he sold

Is this funny?

**LockDoc** · 03-27-2017, 10:41 PM

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How did you get all of those goats up there????..

I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.

I told them to kiss my arse. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.

LockDoc

03-18-2017, 11:23 AM	#27
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Make People laugh thread! Right. I guess the difference is between laughing at and laughing with. I chuckle and say out loud, "You dumbass" or "What are you doing, fool?", then more chuckles quite often. I'll laugh if you laugh but never call anyone else those things...unless that's the direction the friend takes it. Man, most funnies I know aren't clean enough. Either that, or so clean it's hokey to anyone but a child. Hmmm... I'll have to think of more real life stories. Like I said, no shortage of dumb moves by me that would make you all laugh. I got me some stories to tell. __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

03-20-2017, 11:45 PM	#29
Daddy'O Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Whitesboro, Texas Posts: 932	Re: Make People laugh thread! What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam! __________________ Cheers - Wayne Our Shop Build - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=620966 '55 Wagon Build - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=689157 1971 Cheyenne Super Ochre/White LWB 350 Auto - my son's truck "Nancy" 1972 GMC K2500 Custom 4X4 Olive LWB 400 SB 4-speed -"Greenie" - Restoration to begin after the '55 Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

03-21-2017, 07:44 AM	#30
68C15 blood type; Retumbo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: next to my reloading bench Posts: 10,269	Re: Make People laugh thread! What goes through a bug's head when he hits a windshield? His butt __________________ Man rule #77...if you own a 67 stepside with a caddy 472 you will never be in danger of loosing you man card

03-21-2017, 02:18 PM	#31
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,329	Re: Make People laugh thread! - Cowboy Bob appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'A Couple a minutes ago'.... __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -

03-21-2017, 02:44 PM	#32
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03-23-2017, 12:31 PM	#34
fun in dirt Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,118	Re: Make People laugh thread! Copied from somewhere on Facebook .... Attached Images __________________ '72 C to K20 "Cannibalizer" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...32#post8653432 '85 K30 "Big Nassy" '06 3500 Duramax ...tow truck '06 Silverado SS...DD '06 C1500 WT...DD '07 Classic C1500 WT...DD Built & sold cause can't keep 'em all: '72 Blazer "The Bucket" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=433190 '55 Chevy straight axle gasser https://www.trifive.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173938 '69 Pro Street Chevelle http://www.chevelles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=332541 '86 M1031 CUCV http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=553619

03-24-2017, 07:39 AM	#35
lowbucktrucks Registered User Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Buck creek, sc Posts: 90	Re: Make People laugh thread! Folks ... lets keep this family friendly per the rules. Some replies are our have crossed the line. Thanks Last edited by 70cst; 04-22-2017 at 11:01 PM.

03-24-2017, 07:59 AM	#36
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 15,834	Re: Make People laugh thread! Folks ... lets keep this family friendly per the rules. Some replies are our have crossed the line. Thanks __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man Last edited by 70cst; 04-22-2017 at 11:01 PM.

03-24-2017, 04:42 PM	#37
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,329	Re: Make People laugh thread! - When I was younger all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now that I’m old I don't care about the W..... LockDoc __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -

03-24-2017, 09:50 PM	#39
jeepbut Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx. U.S.A. Posts: 271	Re: Make People laugh thread! A 96 year old man goes to the doctor and ask for some Viagra. The doctor says "I am real proud of you wanting to have sex at 96" The old man says"I don't want to have sex, I just don't want to pee on my shoes!"

03-24-2017, 10:36 PM	#40
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Make People laugh thread! This thread is getting funnier and funnier! __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

03-26-2017, 11:28 AM	#42
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: Make People laugh thread! If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

03-26-2017, 02:06 PM	#43
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,773	Re: Make People laugh thread! Here's a few photochops I did years ago for the board... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

03-26-2017, 02:07 PM	#44
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,773	Re: Make People laugh thread! couple more ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

03-26-2017, 02:11 PM	#45
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,773	Re: Make People laugh thread! found a couple more haha Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291



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03-26-2017, 02:40 PM	#46
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: Make People laugh thread! Jumpin Jiminy CG. You've got yourself a hoverburb! Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross Last edited by Boog; 03-26-2017 at 05:43 PM.

03-26-2017, 03:10 PM	#47
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Make People laugh thread! Riding on air __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

03-27-2017, 05:17 PM	#48
68C15 blood type; Retumbo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: next to my reloading bench Posts: 10,269	Re: Make People laugh thread! CG, I remember that one of Shawn's Saturn in the flood. That deer hunter gets me every time. __________________ Man rule #77...if you own a 67 stepside with a caddy 472 you will never be in danger of loosing you man card

03-27-2017, 09:49 PM	#49
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Make People laugh thread! I remember most of those. There's Jed and the bunch in Livrat's old gold GMC RV he sold Is this funny? Attached Images __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~ Last edited by special-K; 03-27-2017 at 10:01 PM.

03-27-2017, 10:41 PM	#50
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,329	Re: Make People laugh thread! - How did you get all of those goats up there????.. I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to kiss my arse. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving. LockDoc __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -

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