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**davischevy** · 02-18-2018, 09:32 PM

You wear S##t kickers?

harpo231 · 02-18-2018, 09:51 PM

Are we there yet ?

**special-K** · 02-21-2018, 10:02 PM

Love the t-shirt dress.

Is that bun permanent?

Neck tattoo, huh? Hmmm....

Is your place tri-axle?

**a1vintage69** · 02-22-2018, 10:48 PM

When are you due? I last all night! I want a baby! Why wait till later? Can we get started? Who told about me? It's my pocket knife! Never tell the truth! I like um hot!

**davischevy** · 02-22-2018, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1vintage69

When are you due? I last all night! I want a baby! Why wait till later? Can we get started? Who told about me? It's my pocket knife! Never tell the truth! I like um hot!

Talk about rapid fire.

**a1vintage69** · 02-22-2018, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

Talk about rapid fire.

I'm not done yet!

**davischevy** · 02-22-2018, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1vintage69

I'm not done yet!

Directed at her?

**a1vintage69** · 02-22-2018, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

Directed at her?

But of course,her
here is a short story. 42 years ago this pretty lady I had been dating looked me in the eyes and said" I Want A Baby. well you guessed it. about a year later on our first wedding anniversary she said to me, I am pregnant! yeah

MrBeast · 02-22-2018, 11:51 PM

I need gas money

**davischevy** · 02-23-2018, 12:15 AM

I have gas darlin'.

**davischevy** · 02-23-2018, 12:17 AM

The pretty thing married me almost 47 years ago, but we didn't have the baby until 40 years ago.

End of hijack mama.

**special-K** · 02-23-2018, 09:10 AM

Ok, you covered your tail on that one. Now let 'er rip!! These could be all the things you said to all those other gals because you just knew in your heart that very special woman would be coming along with her name. Well, at least you got the name right

**special-K** · 02-24-2018, 09:29 AM

I did something wrong?

Did I say something?

What did I say?

Wait... can we talk?

Scratch that last one.

ApacheNick · 02-25-2018, 01:17 AM

I'm bored, go away.

What'd that wig cost?

Should have paid more.

**a1vintage69** · 02-25-2018, 02:17 AM

I am bend man
not long but skinny
lock door lights off
up all night long
quiet I am thinking
high maintenance low performance
up against the wall
down on your knees
backup towards my voice
open now say's me
double wide extra large
that's no banana there
can't wait till morning

grinning while your sinning
descended from common ancestor
clue to hidden Poachers
you're a Plundered treasure
tormented emotionally to long
you need a purge
you're engrossed by me!
never call me again

**FleetsidePaul** · 02-25-2018, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1vintage69

I'm not done yet!

Man you're not kidding

**oldiron** · 02-25-2018, 06:41 AM

Here meet my husband.

**special-K** · 02-25-2018, 07:32 AM

Did you bring rubbers?

(Rainy night, Liz. For the feet. She misunderstood, too)

**davischevy** · 03-02-2018, 12:45 AM

They're in the truck.

**a1vintage69** · 03-02-2018, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

They're in the truck.

let's take a chance!

**special-K** · 03-02-2018, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

They're in the truck.

Smart move

.

Let's start a courtin'

**special-K** · 03-04-2018, 12:41 AM

I wrote this poem

**a1vintage69** · 03-04-2018, 01:17 AM

you have big feet
put the dogs out
I sleep till noon
I want you so
It’s all about me
Take off your clothes
Lets just be friends
Shut up, big butt
Hasta la vista, baby
Show me the money
Donald is very smart
Think outside that box
Enjoy the big things
Your place or mine
massive butt right there
green light me please

**special-K** · 03-04-2018, 08:59 AM

Let's gig some frogs!

**special-K** · 03-21-2018, 06:21 PM

Lucky you found me

02-18-2018, 09:32 PM	#326
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,790	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date You wear S##t kickers? __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

02-18-2018, 09:51 PM	#327
harpo231 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Lincoln City DE Posts: 1,292	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Are we there yet ? __________________ Stan 67 swb BLU MULE posted via flip-fone

02-21-2018, 10:02 PM	#328
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Love the t-shirt dress. Is that bun permanent? Neck tattoo, huh? Hmmm.... Is your place tri-axle? __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

02-22-2018, 10:48 PM	#329
a1vintage69 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Redding, Ca. Posts: 3,910	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date When are you due? I last all night! I want a baby! Why wait till later? Can we get started? Who told about me? It's my pocket knife! Never tell the truth! I like um hot!

02-22-2018, 11:51 PM	#334
MrBeast high-Tech Red Neck Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Livingston, MT/On my boat WA/BC/AK Posts: 2,294	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I need gas money __________________ "He used to be a pretty nice feller, now he's a welder!"

02-23-2018, 12:15 AM	#335
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,790	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I have gas darlin'. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

02-23-2018, 12:17 AM	#336
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,790	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date The pretty thing married me almost 47 years ago, but we didn't have the baby until 40 years ago. End of hijack mama. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

02-23-2018, 09:10 AM	#337
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Ok, you covered your tail on that one. Now let 'er rip!! These could be all the things you said to all those other gals because you just knew in your heart that very special woman would be coming along with her name. Well, at least you got the name right __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

02-24-2018, 09:29 AM	#338
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I did something wrong? Did I say something? What did I say? Wait... can we talk? Scratch that last one. __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

02-25-2018, 01:17 AM	#339
ApacheNick Registered User Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Dawson Creek, B.C. Posts: 143	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I'm bored, go away. What'd that wig cost? Should have paid more. __________________ Nick 1961 Apache short stepside 4X4 SBW 348/4 speed 1960 Apache C-20 long fleet custom cab BBW 283/4 Speed 1967 rust bucket Olds Cutlass with a 455 1972 GMC K-15 350/4 speed long fleet

02-25-2018, 02:17 AM	#340
a1vintage69 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Redding, Ca. Posts: 3,910	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I am bend man not long but skinny lock door lights off up all night long quiet I am thinking high maintenance low performance up against the wall down on your knees backup towards my voice open now say's me double wide extra large that's no banana there can't wait till morning grinning while your sinning descended from common ancestor clue to hidden Poachers you're a Plundered treasure tormented emotionally to long you need a purge you're engrossed by me! never call me again Last edited by a1vintage69; 03-03-2018 at 11:36 AM. Reason: bad words

02-25-2018, 06:41 AM	#342
oldiron Designated Grumpy Old Man Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: arlington, washington usa Posts: 3,091	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Here meet my husband. __________________ Never let the truth get in the way of a good story 71 Chev 1/2 ton 4X4 LWB Fleetside SOLD http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=361222 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LgREwtDfaA 68 Chev 1 ton flat bed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bO8szzlD4A 56 Chev Handyman Wagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-6ddpBTkM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbLzZ7zY8wA 56 Chev Belair http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=410667 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoW0Ei7ZNIg

02-25-2018, 07:32 AM	#343
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Did you bring rubbers? (Rainy night, Liz. For the feet. She misunderstood, too) __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

03-02-2018, 12:45 AM	#344
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,790	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date They're in the truck. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

03-04-2018, 12:41 AM	#347
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date I wrote this poem __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~



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03-04-2018, 01:17 AM	#348
a1vintage69 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Redding, Ca. Posts: 3,910	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date you have big feet put the dogs out I sleep till noon I want you so It’s all about me Take off your clothes Lets just be friends Shut up, big butt Hasta la vista, baby Show me the money Donald is very smart Think outside that box Enjoy the big things Your place or mine massive butt right there green light me please

03-04-2018, 08:59 AM	#349
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Let's gig some frogs! __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

03-21-2018, 06:21 PM	#350
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: Worst Four Words/First Date Lucky you found me __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

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