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03-15-2019, 12:41 AM
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Satan Goes To Church
Sunday morning the Preacher was preaching the fire and brimstone and the damnations of hell.
He had them speaking in tongues and rolling in the aisles All of a sudden the church doors blew off their hinges and a ball of fire rolled up between the pews to the pulpit and Satan himself appeared. Everyone panicked tripped and knocked each other over trying to get out of the church, even the preacher dove out a side window. The only person left was a little old man sitting in the front pew, Satan looked at him and asked "Do you not know who I am"? The old man said "Sure... I know who you are" Satan asked "And your not afraid"? The old man says "Pffftt ….afraid of you....I been married to your sister for 50 years" |
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03-15-2019, 07:40 AM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
 Had one of those once...
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03-15-2019, 09:39 AM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
I sheepishly raise my hand in attendance too.
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03-15-2019, 10:26 AM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
Wouldn't that be just awful if you really were sitting in church and the Devil walked in ?
What in the He!! would you say to him ?
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03-15-2019, 03:44 PM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
Quote:
It might just work. 
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03-15-2019, 05:39 PM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
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03-16-2019, 07:52 PM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
To Poster's #'s 5 and 6...I could add a lot to your appropriate words....Thanks!!!
Jesus put satan under our feet, it's our jobs (by faith) to keep him there. nothing to be afraid of!!! |
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03-16-2019, 11:58 PM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
Father calls his boy from across the country to apologize for not attending his wedding. He told his son he loved him, and that today was the happiest day of his life. His son said, but dad, I'm getting married tomorrow. His father said, I know.
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03-17-2019, 09:04 AM
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Re: Satan Goes To Church
Any of you remember Flip Wilson with his popular catchphrase "The Devil made me do it!"?
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