Romantic Dinner

[davischevy]

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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.* They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.
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The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.* The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.* Still, the man stared straight ahead.*
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The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and began by tactfully saying to the man. "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
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The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't.* She just walked in."