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12-11-2018, 12:01 PM
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parents getting divorced
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
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12-11-2018, 12:08 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
HAHAHA! that is some funny stuff right there!!
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12-11-2018, 12:52 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
 That was actually a really good one!
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12-11-2018, 12:54 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
Chuckle Chuckle. Thank You!
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12-11-2018, 01:45 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
The laugh to make this day just a bit more sunny! Thank you!
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12-11-2018, 03:52 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
Nice.....I needed a chuckle. Thank you
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12-11-2018, 04:12 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
One of the best jokes I have seen in a while!
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12-11-2018, 08:09 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
That's great! Only thing is they won't be bringing presents.
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12-11-2018, 08:10 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
Even made the wife laugh.Good one.
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12-11-2018, 08:15 PM
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Re: parents getting divorced
Haha. Good joke, Richard.
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