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06-29-2009, 09:06 AM
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Location: Western Kentucky
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Therapy!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Beer' 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 9. PICK UP A BOX OF C*NDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Have a nice day!  
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06-29-2009, 10:34 AM
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Re: Therapy!
LMAO! Thanks.
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06-29-2009, 02:01 PM
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Happy Camper
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Re: Therapy!
Ok I was on a conference call, good thing I had the phone muted, cause the last 2 made me LOL
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06-29-2009, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: Therapy!
That's funny!!!
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06-29-2009, 08:26 PM
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Kid's Mechanic
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: Therapy!
Will be using no. 8
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06-29-2009, 11:03 PM
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Hittin E-Z Street on Mud Tires
 
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Location: Greenville, SC
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Re: Therapy!
 I may have to try some of those. I'll have to ask for a diet water the next time I hit up Hardees.
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06-29-2009, 11:26 PM
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Cradle Robber
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Lily Lake,Illinois
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Re: Therapy!
I'm guilty of number three.I wasn't doing it to see how many looks I would get.I did because I over indulged myself at the bar,and it really seemed like a good idea at the time.
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