Most clever forum names

[Newtynewt]

Being fairly new to the forum I’ve ran across some pretty clever/funny user names. I wish I would’ve kept a log but I didn’t. So…I thought this might make a fun thread. If you know of some, even if it’s your own, post ‘em up for everyone’s enjoyment. And if it’s so clever that it needs an explanation, feel free.
I’ll start with “Run GMC”. Hysterical!
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[Killer Bee]

Newtynewt

[100%Chevy]

It's getting hard to find a decent name anymore!
One fella I know on another forum uses the first 6 letters on the keyboard."QWERTY". I think it's a pretty good one!
Mike.

[Newtynewt]

Oh yeah. Special-K is a good one.
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[yuccales]

Mines easy to figure out. Name's Les and these are what I like. Clever, not so much.

[Grumpy old man]

When John Wayne , Clint Eastwood ,Ron White , George Carlin and Walter are your hero's and the best time of your life was the 70's . When you think there should be a law to smack anyone in the back of the head for acting stupid , Twice if their really stupid , The only thing that fit was Grumpy old man

[Newtynewt]

A law that allows smackIng someone’s head. I’m positive it existed in my house growing up. Good idea now too.
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[flashed]

Flashed as in Topless in my wife's 72 Malibu Convertible .

[Grumpy old man]

Originally Posted by flashed

Flashed as in Topless in my wife's 72 Malibu Convertible .

BAD PICTURE ,BAD PICTURE WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TOPLESS IN ANY CONVERTIBLE !

[Boog]

You can’t unthink that image. Really.

[RustyPile]

Mine has nothing to do with corroded hemorrhoids. It simply describes all my projects.. I started using the screen name way back in the early days of the H.A.M.B. website...

[special-K]

Originally Posted by Newtynewt

Oh yeah. Special-K is a good one.
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I'm flattered, but there sure are many better ones here. I'll have to think about it and come back with some. I'm flattered, but disagree. I think it's dumber than a box o' cereal Here's the story:

I originally came up with Super-K because when I'd be driving my '72 Cheyenne Super Custom Camper K/20, way back before internet, I'd think if I ever lettered a name on my truck that's what it would be. I pictured it done same as Special-K cereal. I was a lurker, I think, since '01. I got cable internet, a new e-mail, and by then I had another K/20 (Highlander Custom Camper) and a K2500 (Sierra Custom Camper)... three 'special' 3/4t 4wds. Couldn't figure out how to log on with my new e-mail, so I came up with Special-K so I could log-on. It's alright I guess, but it truly came out of a I.D.G.A.S attitude. I thought about changing it, but I basically don't believe in that. Names are for others to identify you with. Change it and who the heck is that?

[Steeveedee]

Yeah, mine is lame as well. My first name is Steven, and my last name starts with a "D", so SteeveeDee. Though my last name is two words. You wouldn't believe how hard it was for the California DMV to get that straight. 5 years ago I was required to get a new birth certificate for work; the original with my little footie prints from the hospital I was born in was now not good enough, for some reason, likely National Security (said in a deep authoritarian voice). I got a new one, and got a copy to take to the DMV while I was at it. I went up to the DMV counter, and presented my renewal paperwork, and explained that my last name was two words and that I'd like to have that fixed (after 45 years- I didn't say that!). The gal looked down her nose, sniffed, and said, "We'll need a birth certificate", whereupon I whipped it out of the envelope and placed it at low velocity on the counter, BAM. My spawn still can't get the California DMV to get it right. ???

[Wizo]

Weapon Systems Officer ("WSO", pronounced "wizzo")
from the movie "Flight of the Intruder"

[Stocker]

Every car, truck, or bike I have owned has been stock, or very close to stock. Lame, I know, but it reflects my near-total lack of imagination.

[FRCvette]

Originally Posted by Stocker

Every car, truck, or bike I have owned has been stock, or very close to stock. Lame, I know, but it reflects my near-total lack of imagination.

I always wondered about your handle since my last name is "Stocker".

[notsolo]

I like ....."Willie make it.".....clever on many levels.

[special-K]

So SteeveeDee, I guess this means you were born again? I think yours is clever. I knew it meant your real name is Steve D. and the way you did it left no doubt how you meant it to be pronounced. Obvious yet different. Some of the most clever names are the ones that are the real name put in a different way.

We have a local porta-potty business called Willie Make It

[Steeveedee]

Being born once was entirely enough!

There is an old joke about a book title-

"50 Yards to the Outhouse", by Willie Makit and Betty Don't

[ARCTICFRONTIER]

Mines not very clever. But I use it on all the forums I’m on. My daily driver at the time was a Nissan Frontier and it was arctic white in colour. Arcticfrontier

[mongocanfly]

/\/\ another name for you nunez is spammer/\/\

[Dilligas]

Mine is my standard reply to people when they attempt to tell me their reasons why I shouldn't hunt, own guns, enjoy a good cigar, etc...

Do
I
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Sh**

[Steeveedee]

Originally Posted by Dilligas

Mine is my standard reply to people when they attempt to tell me their reasons why I shouldn't hunt, own guns, enjoy a good cigar, etc...

Do
I
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Sh**

Right On!

[mongocanfly]

there was a local guy that had a personalized license plate on his truck for several yrs before they finally figured out what it stood for and took it away from him...it read dilligaf.....ill let you figure it out

[jeepbut]

My Jeep phase lasted from age 10 until about age 50. I was constantly telling my wife "I know I already have a Jeep but I found a better one that I want!" She started calling me "Jeepbut" about the time we got our first home computer.