Funny Slogans

[junkyardjohn]

funny slogans




On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait"
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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[70 shorty]

Seen these before and they are still just as funny as the first time!

[68shortstep]

No bs: : on the local septic pumper truck: "Your Super-Duper Pooper-Scooper."

On his competitor's truck: "A Flush Beats a Full House."

[1970 CST Short Wide]

A friend of mine has a Radiator Shop and in Concord Ca and has the "Best Place to Take A Leak" slogan in his yellow page add

[Brainchild]

I saw this one on a port-a-potty

Gotts-2-Go,Bill Gotts Enterprises

[boraxman]

[boraxman]

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[haulna]

Two wrongs don't make a right,
but three lefts do.

[kingsolver72]

Two wrongs don't make a right,but two Wrights make an airplane.

[LUV2XCLR8]

Good ones

[krue]

[N2TRUX]

Good ones! Keep em coming....

[muddbugg72]

there use to be a fence company and the owner was an old guy who would come on at the end of his commerical and say "we stand behind all of our fences, we have to or they would fall."

[Fred T]

Saw this on a doormat yesterday.

This is not a joke.
If you ever want to see these people again,
bring me a 5 lb.rib roast in a plain brown bag.
The Dog.

I had a dog like that once.

[boraxman]

Saw this at a store in Vegas...

"Liquor in the front and poker in the rear"

[jwrath7]

what about a salon called "Curl up and Dye"

[pritch]

Originally Posted by jwrath7

what about a salon called "Curl up and Dye"

There is a place called that in Evanston, Wyo.

On the add for a bar-"If your gonna drive 'em to drink-drive 'em here"

On the sign at a local radiator shop "Overheating? C US"

[70 shorty]

Up the street from work is VA Elevator Company, the owner has on his Denali plates "Up Ours"

[70CST1]

on a septic truck here locally

"""we want your stinking buisness"""""

[special-K]

On a crane:
"Our Business Is Booming"
On a wrecker:
"We Meet By Accident"
On another crane:
"Our Business Is Picking Up"
I like JYJ`s the best!

[Canadian694x4]

Lol!!

[fastwillie 696969]

joeys welding
we got long rods

[68C15]

a vacuum sales & repair company in Waukegan, Il.
Business sucks, But it's picking up.

[Canadian694x4]

A local Electrian I know has "Qualified To Check Your Shorts" on his vehicles...thought that was pretty sweet.