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Axle · 10-09-2017, 02:05 PM

Like this one;

PanelDeland · 10-09-2017, 09:48 PM

Here's a few.

Wanna get laid, crawl up a chickens @$$ and wait. BTW She was gorgeous and a great date. The other one said, Don't like my driving, call 1800 eat $#!+ !!

If you're gonna ride my @$$, a least pull my hair.

A giant Calvin peeing on a stick family.
Barney eating a stick family.

**vetnat** · 10-09-2017, 11:17 PM

Love Simon's cat

**Boog** · 10-10-2017, 10:12 PM

A couple more.

**davischevy** · 10-12-2017, 08:22 PM

Sign outside bar.

We do not serve women.
You must bring your own.

**FleetsidePaul** · 10-13-2017, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

Sign outside bar.

We do not serve women.
You must bring your own.

That's not fair. Why do you think we're going to the bar in the first place.

abig84 · 10-14-2017, 11:37 AM

i used to love bumper stickers, always tagged the heck out of all my vehicles as a kid.
most of these are probably impossible to read using a 1999 digital camera but you get the idea

people used to pull along side of me and thank me for giving them something to read at the red light.... now everyone just pulls out their phone

**leddzepp** · 10-14-2017, 03:10 PM

NO SOLICITING
We’re broke
We’ve found Jesus
We know who we’re voting for
Unless you are giving away free beer GET LOST

**FleetsidePaul** · 10-15-2017, 12:01 AM

I think someone needs to figure out how to spell "Wrap'

boogieman1 · 10-15-2017, 08:22 AM

The plate on the front of my truck says "Have a nice day, somewhere else"

Keith Seymore · 10-15-2017, 03:42 PM

The "stick figure family" wars continue to escalate around here.

I saw one with the family chasing the guy with the hatchet and the caption was "Nobody cares what you think about our stick figure family".

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogieman1

The plate on the front of my truck says "Have a nice day, somewhere else"

I always wanted to make a sticker that said "I wish you were driving a Titleist, too".

K

**mongocanfly** · 10-15-2017, 04:08 PM

close...

snj8198 · 10-15-2017, 04:30 PM

I seen a T-Rex eating the stick figure family

Keith Seymore · 10-15-2017, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mongocanfly

close...

That's the point. The joke is "I wish you were off playing golf, too, instead of driving in front of me"

K

**mongocanfly** · 10-15-2017, 07:33 PM

haha...gotcha Keith. ..

Flying Hamster · 10-15-2017, 07:58 PM

I took creative license with a guy's stick figure family.
He had gotten divorced, and had replaced the "wife" with one arranged as a dead, decapitated body. Next to their "kids"
I liked his ex-wife more than I liked him, so I added another "Dad" in a somewhat bent-over position in front of the first "Dad".
Everyone else thought it was funny. He didn't.

dirish · 10-15-2017, 08:50 PM

My sister sent me this.

PanelDeland · 10-16-2017, 10:28 AM

One I saw in Kansas when I was working there. Everyone on the crew was ready to go home to Tx. The BS Said "Aunty Em aunty Em, Hate you, hate Kansas. I'm taking the dog and the house. Signed Dorothy"

10-09-2017, 02:05 PM	#26
Axle Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: SW Ontario Posts: 1,199	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Like this one; Attached Images

10-09-2017, 09:48 PM	#27
PanelDeland I am a Referee of life. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Greensboro N.C. Posts: 13,993	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Here's a few. Wanna get laid, crawl up a chickens @$$ and wait. BTW She was gorgeous and a great date. The other one said, Don't like my driving, call 1800 eat $#!+ !! If you're gonna ride my @$$, a least pull my hair. A giant Calvin peeing on a stick family. Barney eating a stick family. __________________ The 47-present Chevrolet and GMC Truck Message Board Network,it's owners,moderators,members,and associates of any type should not be held responsible for my opinion. You can't fix stupid,not even with duct tape. "My appearance is due to the fact that "GOD" does punish you for having too much fun!" Barrett-Jackson has perfected alchemy,they make rust into gold! "You can lead a horse to water but you can't saddle a duck" "Cleverly disguised as a 'Responsible Adult' "Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil"

10-09-2017, 11:17 PM	#28
vetnat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Moose Jaw, SK Posts: 510	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Love Simon's cat __________________ 1961 GMC half ton, short step, Canadian model. Just starting work on it.

10-10-2017, 10:12 PM	#29
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage A couple more. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-12-2017, 08:22 PM	#30
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,786	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Sign outside bar. We do not serve women. You must bring your own. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

10-14-2017, 11:37 AM	#32
abig84 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: wheaton IL Posts: 659	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage i used to love bumper stickers, always tagged the heck out of all my vehicles as a kid. most of these are probably impossible to read using a 1999 digital camera but you get the idea people used to pull along side of me and thank me for giving them something to read at the red light.... now everyone just pulls out their phone

10-14-2017, 03:10 PM	#33
leddzepp Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Southern Cal Posts: 19,981	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage NO SOLICITING We’re broke We’ve found Jesus We know who we’re voting for Unless you are giving away free beer GET LOST __________________ 1972 C/10 Cheyenne Super SWB. Restored, loaded, slammed. 1968 C/10 50th Anniversary LWB. Unrestored, stock, daily driver/work truck. RIP ElJay RIP 67ChevyRedneck RIP Grumpy Old Man

10-15-2017, 12:01 AM	#34
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I think someone needs to figure out how to spell "Wrap' __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

10-15-2017, 08:22 AM	#35
boogieman1 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: indianapolis, in Posts: 46	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage The plate on the front of my truck says "Have a nice day, somewhere else" __________________ '72 chevy C20 Cheyenne Super

10-15-2017, 04:08 PM	#37
mongocanfly Post Whore Join Date: May 2015 Location: Alabama Posts: 14,583	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage close... Attached Images

10-15-2017, 04:30 PM	#38
snj8198 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Star Valley, WY Posts: 2,038	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I seen a T-Rex eating the stick figure family __________________ Steve 1971 GMC Longbox. Full Roller Stroker 489 w/ FiTech EFI, Chris Straub Cam/NV4500/205/D60/14B w. Grizzly Locker and 4.11's. 2" Lift on 33's

10-15-2017, 07:33 PM	#40
mongocanfly Post Whore Join Date: May 2015 Location: Alabama Posts: 14,583	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage haha...gotcha Keith. ..

10-15-2017, 07:58 PM	#41
Flying Hamster Registered User Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Starbase 4 Posts: 118	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I took creative license with a guy's stick figure family. He had gotten divorced, and had replaced the "wife" with one arranged as a dead, decapitated body. Next to their "kids" I liked his ex-wife more than I liked him, so I added another "Dad" in a somewhat bent-over position in front of the first "Dad". Everyone else thought it was funny. He didn't. __________________ 2006 Sierra RCSB V6 5 Speed RWD.

10-15-2017, 08:50 PM	#42
dirish Registered User Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Heart of Tennessee Posts: 1,124	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage My sister sent me this. Attached Images

10-16-2017, 10:28 AM	#43
PanelDeland I am a Referee of life. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Greensboro N.C. Posts: 13,993	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage One I saw in Kansas when I was working there. Everyone on the crew was ready to go home to Tx. The BS Said "Aunty Em aunty Em, Hate you, hate Kansas. I'm taking the dog and the house. Signed Dorothy" __________________ The 47-present Chevrolet and GMC Truck Message Board Network,it's owners,moderators,members,and associates of any type should not be held responsible for my opinion. You can't fix stupid,not even with duct tape. "My appearance is due to the fact that "GOD" does punish you for having too much fun!" Barrett-Jackson has perfected alchemy,they make rust into gold! "You can lead a horse to water but you can't saddle a duck" "Cleverly disguised as a 'Responsible Adult' "Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil"



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