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**70cst** · 04-22-2017, 11:06 PM

Folks ... lets keep this family friendly per the rules.

Some replies are our have crossed the line.

Thanks

el_fantasma · 04-23-2017, 06:33 PM

We all get compliments, sometimes in strange situations. I was umpiring a baseball game and the manager came out to discuss a play at second. As he was leaving, he turned and said, "by the way, I saw you when you pulled up in your truck, it looks ******* awesome.

lil hoodlum · 04-23-2017, 08:17 PM

I have a fear of speed bumps, thankfully I am slowly getting over it.

**Chevyland** · 04-23-2017, 08:41 PM

Saw this as the picture for someone's post, selling their car

Kind of appropriate these days!

**FleetsidePaul** · 05-02-2017, 03:46 PM

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha**! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

**Ol Blue K20** · 05-02-2017, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha**! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Wow!

**Ol Blue K20** · 05-02-2017, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha**! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Wow!

Mr Chevorlet · 05-17-2017, 10:32 AM

I went to my bank the other day and a very sweet old lady seem like she was having issues, so i ask her if i could help. she said please could you dear, I'm having trouble checking my balance and could i help. So i pushed her, she did not have good balance! Boy did i get a mean look from her, laying on the floor

Indian113 · 05-18-2017, 10:04 AM

The wife and I had some Very heated words last Night, it's just to bad I never had a chance to use MINE!

**FleetsidePaul** · 05-19-2017, 07:05 PM

lil hoodlum · 02-29-2020, 04:36 AM

I used to be addicted to the hockey-pokey, until I got myself turned around...

**LockDoc** · 02-29-2020, 08:53 AM

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Remember, if it isn't family friendly it goes bye-bye....

LockDoc

Steve-W · 06-15-2020, 10:08 AM

3 days ago I was driving my 69 C10 when it all of a sudden started sputtering and wanting to cut out on me in the middle of nowhere. As I pulled over I noticed a field with 2 horses and as they do, they wandered over to see what was going on. just as I was about to open the hood, one of the horses said: fuel pump! I checked around but I couldn't see anybody around pranking me and then he said it again: "fuel pump". After being picked up by a buddy I returned to my truck installing a new fuel pump and sure enough, she fired right up! So I decided to drive to the farm to whom these horses belong and ask him about this remarkable horse. when telling him the story he asked me:"So you say my horse said fuel pump?" "yes sir, I swear to god it's the truth". then he sked me:"was it the brown one or the black one?" giving his question a bit of thought, i answered that it was the brown one. "thank god" he replied, "the black one knows nothing about engines

04-22-2017, 11:06 PM	#76
70cst Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: New Madison, Ohio Posts: 21,339	Re: Make People laugh thread! Folks ... lets keep this family friendly per the rules. Some replies are our have crossed the line. Thanks __________________ A husband can be right...or...A husband can be happy. 67-72 Chevy and GMC Trucks...The Classic Truck for the Classic Folk. 1970 CST Two tone green, 402BB, 400 Automatic, Tach, Buckets, AC, AM-FM, Tilt, GM CB, GM 8 Tract, LWB, etc JOHN 17:3...The better side of "LIFE" Remember: Everyday is a good day...Some are just gooder!

04-23-2017, 06:33 PM	#77
el_fantasma Registered User Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Redwood City CA Posts: 566	Re: Make People laugh thread! We all get compliments, sometimes in strange situations. I was umpiring a baseball game and the manager came out to discuss a play at second. As he was leaving, he turned and said, "by the way, I saw you when you pulled up in your truck, it looks ******* awesome. __________________ 72 White Cheyenne, The Ghost

04-23-2017, 08:17 PM	#78
lil hoodlum Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 1,695	Re: Make People laugh thread! I have a fear of speed bumps, thankfully I am slowly getting over it.

04-23-2017, 08:41 PM	#79
Chevyland Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Ca. <-> Ma. Posts: 5,691	Re: Make People laugh thread! Saw this as the picture for someone's post, selling their car Kind of appropriate these days! Attached Images

05-02-2017, 03:46 PM	#80
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: Make People laugh thread! A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually** 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

05-17-2017, 10:32 AM	#83
Mr Chevorlet Rusty Nuts Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Clever Missouri Posts: 1,338	Re: Make People laugh thread! I went to my bank the other day and a very sweet old lady seem like she was having issues, so i ask her if i could help. she said please could you dear, I'm having trouble checking my balance and could i help. So i pushed her, she did not have good balance! Boy did i get a mean look from her, laying on the floor __________________ (Clever Missouri) Southwest Larry Mr Chevrolet My Build, The Marathon Truck http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=604414

05-18-2017, 10:04 AM	#84
Indian113 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Monroe,Iowa Posts: 4,370	Re: Make People laugh thread! The wife and I had some Very heated words last Night, it's just to bad I never had a chance to use MINE!

05-19-2017, 07:05 PM	#85
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: Make People laugh thread! __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

02-29-2020, 04:36 AM	#86
lil hoodlum Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 1,695	Re: Make People laugh thread! I used to be addicted to the hockey-pokey, until I got myself turned around...

02-29-2020, 08:53 AM	#87
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,329	Re: Make People laugh thread! - Remember, if it isn't family friendly it goes bye-bye.... LockDoc __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -

06-15-2020, 10:08 AM	#88
Steve-W Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Hoofddorp, the Netherlands Posts: 582	Re: Make People laugh thread! 3 days ago I was driving my 69 C10 when it all of a sudden started sputtering and wanting to cut out on me in the middle of nowhere. As I pulled over I noticed a field with 2 horses and as they do, they wandered over to see what was going on. just as I was about to open the hood, one of the horses said: fuel pump! I checked around but I couldn't see anybody around pranking me and then he said it again: "fuel pump". After being picked up by a buddy I returned to my truck installing a new fuel pump and sure enough, she fired right up! So I decided to drive to the farm to whom these horses belong and ask him about this remarkable horse. when telling him the story he asked me:"So you say my horse said fuel pump?" "yes sir, I swear to god it's the truth". then he sked me:"was it the brown one or the black one?" giving his question a bit of thought, i answered that it was the brown one. "thank god" he replied, "the black one knows nothing about engines __________________ Feedback is always welcome! projects: 1969 Chevy C10 1950 GMC 100 1958 Chevy C60 Viking ratrod



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