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09-25-2018, 04:42 PM
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Pirate at the bar
A pirate walked Into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you In a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'Arrr what you be meaning?' said the pirate, 'I be feeling fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate: Arrrr we be in a battle for booty and I got hits with a blasted cannon ball, but l be good as whiskey now.' Bartender: Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate: 'We be seeking treasure. I boarded a ship and got Into a sword fight. Me hand was given to the sea. So I gots me this here hook. Arrrr right as whiskey, really...' Bartender: What about that eye patch?' Pirate: Arrrr me parrot be flying about the ship and land upon the Crow's nest. I looks to see where he be and he crapped in me eye. Bartender: You are kidding, you lost an eye Just from bird crap?' Pirate: 'It be me first day with me blasted hook!'
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09-25-2018, 08:47 PM
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Re: Pirate at the bar
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09-26-2018, 08:57 AM
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Re: Pirate at the bar
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09-26-2018, 09:54 AM
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R.I.P. E.S.L.L.
 
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Re: Pirate at the bar
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09-26-2018, 08:21 PM
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Who Changed This?
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Re: Pirate at the bar
I thought it was going to be the other joke-
Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging by a chain that goes up into his shorts. The bartender says that that must be really annoying, to which the pirate said, "Arrr, it drives me nuts!".
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09-26-2018, 09:32 PM
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Re: Pirate at the bar
Arrrrr! That's just nuts.
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09-26-2018, 10:26 PM
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Re: Pirate at the bar
on both. Then the bartender asked about his new higher tone voice and the pirate said, "That same day me nuts got to itchin' "
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