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Old 11-15-2017, 09:27 PM   #1
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Romantic Dinner

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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.* They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.
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The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.* The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.* Still, the man stared straight ahead.*
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The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and began by tactfully saying to the man. "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
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The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't.* She just walked in."
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:38 PM   #2
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Thanks Larry for the on going Humor! PB
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:38 PM   #3
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:54 PM   #4
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Sneakin' Sally through the alley. When up pops the queen!
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:47 AM   #6
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I was in the same diner last week. The other patrons were mumbling mean things about how different age groups shouldn't date each other. Granted, me being 46 and she being 19 is a bit out of line but we are in love. It got worse when one guy walked past and made a rude comment, something about jail and fishing. Before long the whole place was looking at us. It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary dinner
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I was in the same diner last week. The other patrons were mumbling mean things about how different age groups shouldn't date each other. Granted, me being 46 and she being 19 is a bit out of line but we are in love. It got worse when one guy walked past and made a rude comment, something about jail and fishing. Before long the whole place was looking at us. It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary dinner
If I did my math right, your sick.
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Old 11-17-2017, 12:33 AM   #9
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I was in the same diner last week. The other patrons were mumbling mean things about how different age groups shouldn't date each other. Granted, me being 46 and she being 19 is a bit out of line but we are in love. It got worse when one guy walked past and made a rude comment, something about jail and fishing. Before long the whole place was looking at us. It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary dinner
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Old 11-17-2017, 04:13 AM   #11
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I will tell my GF that one tomorrow.
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:34 AM   #12
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I thought having his mistress slide under the table for you know what to be risque. But holy cow! To do that with his wife present is way beyond that!!
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I thought having his mistress slide under the table for you know what to be risque. But holy cow! To do that with his wife present is way beyond that!!
It all happened just before his untimely death.
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Old 11-19-2017, 12:58 PM   #14
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Should have had Chinese delivered to the motel.
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I was in the same diner last week. The other patrons were mumbling mean things about how different age groups shouldn't date each other. Granted, me being 46 and she being 19 is a bit out of line but we are in love. It got worse when one guy walked past and made a rude comment, something about jail and fishing. Before long the whole place was looking at us. It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary dinner
It's all context.....if this restaurant was in Saudi Arabia you'd have been considered "ideal."
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Old 11-19-2017, 04:02 PM   #17
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Four words for this guy on this date........

Son of a B...h
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A turning point for sure
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