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05-26-2019, 08:35 AM
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Avocados and milk
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6”.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." Note: If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here.
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05-26-2019, 08:59 AM
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Re: Avocados and milk
Just following directions. ....lol
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05-26-2019, 09:29 AM
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Re: Avocados and milk
Ha ha ha! Yep...
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05-27-2019, 02:09 AM
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Re: Avocados and milk
Sounds like something I'd do.
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05-27-2019, 07:44 AM
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Re: Avocados and milk
I read the joke to my wife. She explained to me where the guy went wrong...........
Yes dear.
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05-27-2019, 07:51 AM
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Re: Avocados and milk
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05-28-2019, 11:10 PM
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