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Old 06-28-2019, 08:13 PM   #1
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Post your keep up with Richard funnies

Ok we'll probably never catch up with his funny posts, but maybe if we try?
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If I was a plastic surgeon .....



I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant !
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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc



Just know I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee !
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I showed this to my wife.
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From true stories in the readers digest a few years ago.
My elderly mother had been experiencing some health issues and they admitted her to the hospital to run tests. I live a couple hours away and didn’t get to the hospital until day 3 of her stay. When I arrived, we discussed her various tests and what they had found. I then asked about the food, she said “So far, it’s pretty good, but I don’t really care for their Kentucky jelly.” What in the world is “Kentucky jelly” l asked? She said “The nurse left a packet of it the other day, so l used it this morning. I threw it in the wastebasket after l put it on my toast.” I proceeded to the wastebasket to retrieve the foil packet. Sure enough, in bold print was KY jelly
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The blonde woman was on the road to the airport when she noticed a lot of planes taking off and landing up ahead. Not wanting to miss the exit she pulled into a restaurant to ask directions.

Hostess: Good morning. Would you like a table, booth, or sit at the counter?

Blonde: I'm not eating. I need directions to the airport.

Hostess: That's real easy. Just stay on this road and it's the next exit. There will be a huge sign you can't miss.

Blonde: Oh great, Thanks!

Not 10 minutes later the blonde returns to the restaurant, looking obviously disappointed and bewildered.

Blonde: I'll take a booth please.

Hostess: Didn't you find the airport?

Blonde: I did what you said, I saw the huge sign, but it said "Airport Left".
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only net 5 bbl lol

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Ahhhh, the threads been breached by Richard ... there's no hope now haha!
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AHHH ! just like being on the race track in first place ,You look to the left for the guy behind you and he passes on the right !!!

Never under estimate the other guy .
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Lame Jokes!


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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Why was the stadium so cold?Because there were a lot of fans.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, but no atmosphere.
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I have a lot of good jokes about unemployed people...But none of them work.
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Why do the French eat snails?They don't like fast food.
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What are the strongest days of the week?Saturday and Sunday the rest are week days.
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Why couldn't the keyboard sleep?Because it has 2 shifts.
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What kind of music is a balloon scared of?Pop music.
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What do we call a crying sister?A crisis.
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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?Because they have good soles.
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Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"?It hasn't come out yet.
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Why can't you trust trees?Because they are shady.
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My friend David lost his ID.Now I call him DAV.
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The man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite.He's okay, it was a soft drink.
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What is the slipperiest country in the world?Greece!
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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?The retail store.
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Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?Because it's two tired.
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the Polar bear?Do not consume if seal is broken.
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What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?Oh no, you've defeeted me!
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Why can't you trust atoms?Because they make up everything!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?Wasabi
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?A milkshake.
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Why was the king only a foot tall?He was a ruler.
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Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?He got tired of the hole thing!
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Why was the cellphone wearing glasses?Because he lost all his contacts.
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My boss told me to have a good day.So I went home.
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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?because they got lost at C!
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels!
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Can February March?No, but April May.
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Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher?Cause they had no chemistry.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?" The bartender says, "for you? No charge.
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Some people have difficulties sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts.
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually 90 degrees.
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What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?Where's popcorn?
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Why can doctors wait for long periods of time?They have a lot of patients.
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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A stick.
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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear.
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What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!
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What do you call an apple thrown at your face?A fruit punch.
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What do you call a priest that's also a lawyer?A father-in-law!
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What did the vegetables say at the party?Lettuce turnip the beet!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?Of course it can, the empire state building can't jump!
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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school!?It's okay. He woke up.
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Want to hear a joke about paper? It's tearable.
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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?I don't wanna be Obama self.
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How would you split the Roman Empire in half?With a pair of Caesars.
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I had a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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I sent ten puns to my friend hoping that they would make him laugh.But no pun in ten did.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches?Because that's one foot!
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?Looks like rain dear!
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I just bought a thesaurus and when I got home, all the pages were blank.I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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What do fruit sellers do when they are being attackedThe throw their pomegrenade
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?Every morning you rise and shine.
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I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
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How does Moses make his tea?Hebrews it.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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Message to the people who created the number zero:Thanks for nothing!
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Kids are always funny! Even her twin sister thinks so.
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and Richard takes the lead
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A chicken walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "What can I do for you?"

The chicken says: "I live across the road and I'm looking for someone to change a light bulb for me."
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ok, ok, CG upping his game

this is like a pole dancing competition where no matter what happens the audience wins
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