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A man walks into bar and asks the bartender " How to I get a free drink around this place ?" The bartender says " No free drinks here , Either pay or get out " So the man sits down and reaches in his pocket and pulls out a small little piano then he pulls out a gerbil and sits him down on the little stool , Well the gerbil starts playing a beautiful song and the bartender is so impressed he says " well that's pretty good ,I'll buy you a drink for that "....A few minute go by and the bartender asks " Say ,Buddy , You wouldn't be interested in selling that gerbil now would you ?" the man replies "Well no , But I've got something you may be interested in " and he reaches into his other pocket and sits a frog on top of the piano . The gerbil starts playing the piano and the frog starts to sing a beautiful song ... The bartender is flabbergasted and asks "well are you interested in selling that singing frog ?" the man replies "Sure ,I'll take $500 for him " and the bartender hurriedly pays for the frog ... After a few minutes the bartender says " Buddy , I think you may have screwed yourself by selling me this singing frog " and the man replies " Well , No,not really ....The gerbils a ventriloquist too !"
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HaHaHaHa..............
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badda bump....
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back to the top .
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Good one grumpy
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12-07-2020, 06:43 AM | #11 |
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The old drunk is broke and needs another drink. He goes into a bar, asks the bartender if he throws a dart into the bullseye can he get a free drink? Annoyed but bored, the bartender hands him a dart and sure 'nough the dart hits the bullseye. The bartender was impressed, gave him a drink, and told the drunk he also won the prize of the night as he handed him the turtle he found earlier and told him to leave.
Next day, same thing but different bartender. This one isn't willing to take the drunk up on this until the drunk tells him the guy last night did it. He puts the dart into the bullseye and gets his drink. The drunk asks, "Hey, don't I get a prize? The guy last night gave me a prize". The bartender asks, "What was the prize?" "A rare roast beef on a hard roll"
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still funny !
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A guy walks into a bar with a little piano a magic lamp and a Tom Thumb little guy 10" tall. He sets it all on the bar and Tom Thumb starts playing the piano.
Bartender said where did you find him? I got him from this Genie in this lamp, Bartender say's can I give it a try? Sure but I'm warning you this Genie is hard of hearing. Bartender rubs the lamp and the Genie comes out in a cloud of smoke and says you're wish is my command. Bartender say's I'd like a million bucks. Poof! and there is a million ducks all over in the bar. Feathers and duck dung everywhere. Bartender gets irate and tells the guy to leave, guy says in my defense I warned you the Genie was hard of hearing.....do you really think I wanted a 10 pianist? |
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