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11-16-2017, 12:21 PM
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Darn Fairies
40 years of marriage
A married couple in their early 60’s were celebrating their 40th anniversary in a romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said for being an exemplary married couple and for loving each other all this time i will grant you each a wish. The wife answered oh i want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof. Two tickets for the Queen Mary ll appeared in her hand. The husband thought for a moment and said well this is all romantic and all but an opportunity like this will likely never come again. I’m sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. His wife and the fairy were both deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her wand and poof. The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story. Men who are ungratefull bastards should remember fairies are female! Send this to a woman who needs a good laugh and to any man who can handle it. 
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11-16-2017, 07:29 PM
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Re: Darn Fairies
That was too real to be funny
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11-16-2017, 08:08 PM
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Re: Darn Fairies
Made me think for a moment ,,what if I said that and was joking? lol good one
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11-16-2017, 09:14 PM
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Re: Darn Fairies
I got a good laugh out of that one, but Boog I know you have fairies down there that are not female.
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11-17-2017, 12:17 PM
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laying low
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Searcy, Ark. USA
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Re: Darn Fairies
You are right about that. I’ve seen some.
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