Drunk Guy Walks Into Bar

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A drunk guy walks into this bar, no money, wants a beer. Bartender says "Ya gotta pay". The drunk asks "If I throw this dart in the bullseye from here, would you give a beer?" "All right, I gotta see this". The drunk nails it, the bartender slides him a beer, figures he'll mess with him a little and says "That was so good you win a prize" and pulls a turtle out of a box. The drunk guzzles the beer, and the bartender tells him to get on out. The next night the drunk walks by and sees it's a different bartender, so he tries it again. This bartender takes him up and sure enough the drunk was dead-on. The bartender hands him his beer and tells him "Drink that up and hit the road". The drunk says in a disappointed voice "The other bartender gave me a prize". Somewhat amused, the bartender asks the drunk "Oh really? So what was this prize?" and the drunk says "A rare roast beef on a hard roll"