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05-20-2019, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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sitting on the edge of the bed
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being eight again?” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!” The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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05-20-2019, 09:26 AM
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
I can relate
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05-20-2019, 11:50 AM
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Proprietor of Dale's Corner
Join Date: Nov 2012
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
Lol!!
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05-20-2019, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Jefferson State
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
Ain't it the truth....!
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05-21-2019, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
he picked the safest option and lived to tell about it. And I'll bet he gained 372 "good husband" points
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05-28-2019, 09:02 PM
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"Tail Gate Best Seat In House"
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Nampa Idaho
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
I'll agree with that too rihard close only counts in horse shoes they say . richarsd
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05-29-2019, 07:35 AM
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Proprietor of Dale's Corner
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
Quote:
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05-31-2019, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Harrison, Arkansas
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around,...……………….
Is he still wrong?
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06-01-2019, 08:26 AM
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Proprietor of Dale's Corner
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Re: sitting on the edge of the bed
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