05-18-2017, 07:03 AM | #1 |
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ole' Geezer
An old Geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said : Dr. Geezers Clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1000."
Doctor "Young" was positive that this old geezer didn't know anything about medicine, thought this would be great opportunity to get an easy $1000 so he went to the clinic. Dr. Young: Dr. Geezer, I have lost all the taste in my mouth, can you help me? Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth. Dr. Young: Aagh, this is gasoline!! Dr. Geezer: Congratulations, you've gotten your taste back. That will be $500 Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste. He's angry now and spends the next few days trying to figure out a way to recover his money. He returns to the doctor once he thinks of a new clever plan..... Dr. Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything. Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put three drops in patients mouth. Dr. Young: Oh no you don't. That's Gasoline!! Dr. Geezer: Congratulations you've gotten your memory back. That will be $500. Dr. Young after having lost $1000 total , leaves angrily and comes back after several days. Dr. Young: My eyesight has become weak and I can hardly see! Dr. Geezer: Well I don't have any medicine for that so... Here is your $1000 back. Dr. Young: But this is only $500... Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your vision back. That will be $500 Moral of the story--- Just because your "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"
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05-18-2017, 09:12 AM | #2 |
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Re: ole' Geezer
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05-18-2017, 02:05 PM | #3 |
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Funny!
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05-19-2017, 04:16 PM | #4 |
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My favorite bumpersticker. Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
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05-20-2017, 09:38 AM | #5 |
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This is a good one, thanks for sharing.
Keep'm coming dude, i usually allways get a good kick from your posts.
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