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12-10-2017, 05:32 PM
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Reality.
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
* The*father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for*a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." * So*the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"* The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" * The*boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" * The*boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" * The*boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'? * The*boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman." *
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12-10-2017, 06:27 PM
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Re: Reality.
That's a good one!!
 Smart kid.
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12-10-2017, 07:19 PM
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Re: Reality.
LOL, That was good .
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12-11-2017, 05:46 AM
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Re: Reality.
That is a good one.
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12-11-2017, 09:56 AM
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Re: Reality.
Lol!!
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