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06-18-2019, 07:35 AM
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Parrot (What)?
A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares intentively on the youth's multicolored mohawk.
The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?" The man responded with "I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son. .
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06-18-2019, 07:52 AM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
I had something similar happen while I was enjoying a cold beer at a beach bar in walked a young guy with multiple face piercings , I said "Ouch ! , Was it a fishing accident ? Your face looks like you fell in a tackle box ?"
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06-18-2019, 08:21 AM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
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06-18-2019, 09:04 AM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
Just to my defense , The parrot was drunk too !
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06-19-2019, 06:19 PM
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06-20-2019, 01:29 AM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
My daughter and my cousin have nose rings. And all I can think is wouldn't boogers get stuck to them.
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06-20-2019, 01:47 AM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
Hmmm........
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06-20-2019, 08:20 AM
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1. It would be a challenge to keep the food in your mouth 2. Bad breath and everyone would know. 3. Never finding work again. On the bright side he can now floss without having to open his mouth, and drink from more than just one hole in his face. Nothing new under the sun... I remember as a kid looking through National Geographic and seeing native tribesmen with sharp sticks running through their lips, and the fashionable ladies stretched out their necks with rings. I thought we were “progressing” and “evolving” in a forward direction..... 
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06-20-2019, 11:37 PM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
If they get the boogers picked, I hope they flick them through that kids cheek.
If somebody got mutilated like that in an accident, we would be starting a GoFundMe account for his plastic surgery. Maybe we should start one for his mental therapy.
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06-21-2019, 05:48 AM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
That's just disturbing , What's next cutting dashes with wanton lust ?
I mean really ? He paid someone to ruin his life ? His parents must be proud . 
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06-21-2019, 07:19 PM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
......AND a split tongue!
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06-21-2019, 11:30 PM
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Re: Parrot (What)?
Grumpy ...funny you should say that about the guy at the bar....we have a engineer at work that has a bunch of crap hanging all over his face and ears...we call him tacklebox..!!
That other picture...WOW,,,,I just dont get it... but I did see a guy at Walmart the other day that had a 6in bone stuck thru his nose...along with a face covered in tattoos and the nastiest looking dreadlocks I've ever seen
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