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**Boog** · 10-02-2017, 07:41 PM

You know how some times you notice a decal or sign that grabs your attention where others don't?
The other day I was headed up to Missouri when a truck from Louisiana passed me and i couldn't help but notice the signage from one side of the tail gate to the other. "may all your ups and downs be between the sheets". Yeah, I laughed.

What funny script have you seen?

**GOPAPA** · 10-02-2017, 08:37 PM

I laughed too Boog ,and I a have seen some to while traveling down the highway ,,if only I had taken a picture

**leddzepp** · 10-02-2017, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

You know how some times you notice a decal or sign that grabs your attention where others don't?
The other day I was headed up to Missouri when a truck from Louisiana passed me and i couldn't help but notice the signage from one side of the tail gate to the other. "may all your ups and downs be between the sheets". Yeah, I laughed.

What funny script have you seen?

That was my brother-in-laws toast at my wedding

**davischevy** · 10-02-2017, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leddzepp

That was my brother-in-laws toast at my wedding

How'd that work out?

**leddzepp** · 10-02-2017, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

How'd that work out?

My mother-in-law still isn’t laughing

And that was 14 years ago

**davischevy** · 10-02-2017, 09:56 PM

**FleetsidePaul** · 10-04-2017, 01:30 AM

krue · 10-04-2017, 01:56 AM

My favorite was "I SUFFER FROM AN STD....CHILDREN"

**FleetsidePaul** · 10-04-2017, 08:37 AM

**special-K** · 10-04-2017, 09:41 AM

I bought one in a convenience store about 30 years ago and stuck it on my 30' walkboard..."I owe I owe, so off to work I go".

There's another one on there from when we ordered BBQ from NC for my son's HS graduation party in '96... "Oink if you love BBQ"

I like to take the warning stickers off of my step ladders and put them in the porta potties on the jobs... "WARNING! Do Not Stand Or Sit". I cut "Above This Step" off.

In The Ten Ring · 10-04-2017, 01:54 PM

I have seen and like the "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STICK FIGURE FAMILY!"

Two I have read about:

"Thank you for pot smoking"

(upside down)

"If you can read this flip me back over."

67ChevyRedneck · 10-04-2017, 02:47 PM

Lose the last baby and put the son in the first spot (me) and this was my family growing up

I have sent this pic to my dad!

**Boog** · 10-04-2017, 04:07 PM

Now thats funny right there!

JON67 · 10-04-2017, 04:41 PM

I saw one a few years ago on a license plate surround. It said "Get off my @$$. I'm not your girlfriend."

jjzepplin · 10-04-2017, 06:31 PM

I am sorry for driving so close to the front of your car. Honk if something falls off.

61_FL_Apache · 10-04-2017, 07:00 PM

A sticker I had on my 83 Olds Delta 88..

Im not tailgating, im drafting...

My other favorite...

Keep honking, I'm reloading!

**mongocanfly** · 10-04-2017, 07:49 PM

67redneck.....that there's funny as all heck....hahaha

**DPowers** · 10-04-2017, 09:34 PM

Yes this is my truck and No I won't help you move.

'63GENIII · 10-04-2017, 09:47 PM

After hearing me complain about the high cost of fuel for my '73 Tahiti jet boat (with a real dual quad LS7), the girl I was with at the time had a plaque engraved for my 23rd birthday. I installed it right on the dash where everyone could see it.

"This boat runs on gas - not thanks a lot!"

Need to get one made for the Sanger now!

Willie Makeit · 10-05-2017, 08:28 AM

my favorite: "Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an a$$hole."

**FleetsidePaul** · 10-05-2017, 03:26 PM

Deej-79 · 10-07-2017, 08:21 PM

Thought this was funny

**Boog** · 10-08-2017, 11:29 AM

Da flip and down size.

**FleetsidePaul** · 10-08-2017, 11:55 AM

Deej-79 · 10-08-2017, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Da flip and down size.

Thanks

10-02-2017, 07:41 PM	#1
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	funny bumper stickers and signage You know how some times you notice a decal or sign that grabs your attention where others don't? The other day I was headed up to Missouri when a truck from Louisiana passed me and i couldn't help but notice the signage from one side of the tail gate to the other. "may all your ups and downs be between the sheets". Yeah, I laughed. What funny script have you seen? __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-02-2017, 08:37 PM	#2
GOPAPA "Tail Gate Best Seat In House" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,350	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I laughed too Boog ,and I a have seen some to while traveling down the highway ,,if only I had taken a picture __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

10-02-2017, 09:56 PM	#6
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,789	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

10-04-2017, 01:30 AM	#7
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

10-04-2017, 01:56 AM	#8
krue Designated A-hole! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Mississippi Posts: 36,450	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage My favorite was "I SUFFER FROM AN STD....CHILDREN" __________________ "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!" Being stupid ain't illegal. We're Still Debt Free Except for the House!!! www.daveramsey.com 70 GMC SWB Stepside project "Green Booger" soon to be 6.0l/4l80e 93 S-10 "Poppaw's Truck"

10-04-2017, 08:37 AM	#9
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

10-04-2017, 09:41 AM	#10
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,863	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I bought one in a convenience store about 30 years ago and stuck it on my 30' walkboard..."I owe I owe, so off to work I go". There's another one on there from when we ordered BBQ from NC for my son's HS graduation party in '96... "Oink if you love BBQ" I like to take the warning stickers off of my step ladders and put them in the porta potties on the jobs... "WARNING! Do Not Stand Or Sit". I cut "Above This Step" off. __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

10-04-2017, 01:54 PM	#11
In The Ten Ring Registered User Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: West Virginia Posts: 6,421	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I have seen and like the "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STICK FIGURE FAMILY!" Two I have read about: "Thank you for pot smoking" (upside down) "If you can read this flip me back over."

10-04-2017, 02:47 PM	#12
67ChevyRedneck Hittin E-Z Street on Mud Tires Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 23,090	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Lose the last baby and put the son in the first spot (me) and this was my family growing up I have sent this pic to my dad! Attached Images __________________ Jesse James 1967 C10 SWB Stepside: 350/700R4/3.73 1965 Ford Mustang: 289/T5-5spd/3.25 Trac-Loc 1968 Pontiac Firebird: Project Fire Chicken! 2015 Silverado Double Cab 5.3L Z71 2001 Jeep Wrangler Sport 4.0L 5spd 2020 Chevrolet Equinox Premium 2.0L Turbo 2011 Mustang V6 ~ Wife's ride American Born, Country by the Grace of God 1967 CST Shop Truck Rebuild! My 1967 C-10 Build Thread My Vintage Air A/C Install Project "On a Dime" Trying my hand at Home Renovation! 1965 Mustang Modifications!

10-04-2017, 04:07 PM	#13
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Now thats funny right there! __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-04-2017, 04:41 PM	#14
JON67 Lootie Stole My Truck Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mountlake Terrace WA USA Posts: 822	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage I saw one a few years ago on a license plate surround. It said "Get off my @$$. I'm not your girlfriend."

10-04-2017, 06:31 PM	#15
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10-04-2017, 07:00 PM	#16
61_FL_Apache Who Me? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Royal Palm Beach, FL Posts: 4,065	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage A sticker I had on my 83 Olds Delta 88.. Im not tailgating, im drafting... My other favorite... Keep honking, I'm reloading! __________________ Steve 1997 Tahoe LT 4D 2WD (DD) 1961 Apache 10 (sold) 1965 C10 Stepper (sold)

10-04-2017, 07:49 PM	#17
mongocanfly Post Whore Join Date: May 2015 Location: Alabama Posts: 14,585	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage 67redneck.....that there's funny as all heck....hahaha

10-04-2017, 09:34 PM	#18
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10-04-2017, 09:47 PM	#19
'63GENIII Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Carlos, Ca. Posts: 3,048	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage After hearing me complain about the high cost of fuel for my '73 Tahiti jet boat (with a real dual quad LS7), the girl I was with at the time had a plaque engraved for my 23rd birthday. I installed it right on the dash where everyone could see it. "This boat runs on gas - not thanks a lot!" Need to get one made for the Sanger now! __________________ Chris '63 k15 long step Vortec 7.4 - L29 Blackbear tune, Five 0 Motorsports injectors, Chris Straub Cam, NV4500, divorced 205 52" front and 63" rear spring swap D44 / 14bff - disc axles Milemarker 9K and 10.5K hydraulic winches 63" & B52 Spring Install http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...ng+swap+thread NV4500 Reverse Build Thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...=reverse+build L29 - 7.4 Vortec Build http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...&highlight=L29

10-05-2017, 08:28 AM	#20
Willie Makeit Registered User Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,206	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage my favorite: "Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an a$$hole."

10-05-2017, 03:26 PM	#21
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

10-07-2017, 08:21 PM	#22
Deej-79 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Spokane valley Posts: 42	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Thought this was funny

10-08-2017, 11:29 AM	#23
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,957	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage Da flip and down size. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-08-2017, 11:55 AM	#24
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Re: funny bumper stickers and signage __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

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