A feel good fishing story.

[Ron 586]

Two women buddies are fishing,
but they haven't caught anything all day.
Then, a fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.

They ask him, "Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"

The fisherman replies, "If you just go down the stream until
the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."

They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one women
says to the other, "Fill the bucket up with water and see if the
water is salty."

She dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope. Still
salty."

30 minutes later,she asks her to check again. "Nope, still salty."

One our later they check again. "Nope. Still salty."

"This isn't good," the women finally says. "We have been walking
for almost two hours and the water is still salty."

"I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost empty

[fastwillie 696969]

A woman goes into a shop to buy a rod and reel as a gift

She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter where there's a shop assistant wearing dark shades. "Excuse me sir" she says "can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

The assistant replies "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's only $20.00".

The lady said, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The assistant rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."