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12-07-2017, 12:26 AM
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True story
This true story came from a truck salvage down in Boog's part of the country.
Salvage yard owner lives in a pretty nice neighborhood down here in Arkansas. He went home early one day to mow the yard. While mowing in his salvage yard attire, a lady in a nice new Mercedes convertible stops and waves him to the curb. She asks "How much do you charge to mow a yard like this". He replies " Well Ma'am, this lady here let's me sleep with her". She left.
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12-07-2017, 12:32 AM
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Re: True story
And that was probably best
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12-07-2017, 10:34 AM
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Re: True story
LOL, I immediately imagined the look on that ladys face. Priceless!!
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12-07-2017, 06:00 PM
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Re: True story
That is hilarious!
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12-07-2017, 09:23 PM
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Re: True story
The Lady will never know the truth from that question she made and the answer she got and will tell the story a completey different way than it was meant to be .. wonder if the guy pondered at his answer after she left and thinks to himself ,,wow ! that was witty ;lol
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12-07-2017, 10:36 PM
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Re: True story
I thought Boog might pipe in. He knows the guy well.
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12-07-2017, 10:51 PM
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Re: True story
Yup. He'd say that alright too.
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12-08-2017, 08:20 AM
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Re: True story
I love that roundy bout wit. Makes a person think with a simple statement from a different angle
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12-12-2017, 07:02 AM
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Re: True story
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!
Thank you Sir!! FtP
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