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Old 08-16-2008, 11:48 PM   #1
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Rice burner jokes

This for everybody who hates rice burners.

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You Know Youre A Riceburnerboy If..


... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, du' after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve sheilding whats actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

Found this on another forum.
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Old 08-16-2008, 11:51 PM   #2
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Re: Rice burner jokes

Here's some others.

ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Brutal Money Waster

FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

Kia
Keep It Away

LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing

TOYOTA
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towwed Away

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:30 AM   #3
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Re: Rice burner jokes

I try to get along with the import guys... in all reality, the muscle car guys had the same resistance from the 'traditional hotrodders' as the import guys get from us today.
It's all about the hobby.
Custom paint
cornering better
launching out the hole
faster 1/4 mile times
better looking
better tunes

Sure, there jargin bugs the crap outta me... NAWSSSSS sounds retarded... but I *usually* try to see eye to eye with them.



Now... with all that being said...
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:31 AM   #4
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:35 AM   #5
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Haha the fast and furious sticker one made me laugh pretty hard because me and my friends always joke around talking about how much horse power a sticker on our truck gave us.

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Old 08-17-2008, 01:14 AM   #6
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oh u guys are good... hehe i drive an import yet i still pull the p!ss out of other import drivers...
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:41 AM   #7
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oh u guys are good... hehe i drive an import yet i still pull the p!ss out of other import drivers...
You still what?! You gotta explain that one to us man. LOL

And I love the torque shirt BTW...
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:49 AM   #8
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You still what?! You gotta explain that one to us man. LOL

i give them sh!t bout needing turbos to keep up with built v8`s....
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Old 08-17-2008, 02:06 AM   #9
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but... your imports... are our domestics!
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but... your imports... are our domestics!

technicly yes an no... the jap spec JDM imports are difrent to the USDM cars you got... example:
my toyota soarer - although same body as the lexus SC, has things like leather interior, touchscreen tv, airbag suspension, whereas the lexus never got them options, and the the toyota we get also came with a twin turbo I-6 - the lexus only had the 3litre non turbo and 4litre v8....

ok ill shut up now....
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^ Wow I stopped listening to the song cuz I was laughing at the pictures too hard. Had to go back and listen to it again!
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oh geez thats classic... hahaha damn hondas....
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