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:agree:

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:lol::lol:

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Well Richard, that is Premium Starter fluid. Maybe you don't have a Premium starter? :lol:

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I agree it looks to be a mopar starter. They're throw away units. No fluid required. :lol::lol::lol:

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My friend thinks he is smart.

He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry.


So I threw a coconut at his face...


:jest:

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"




Ok, I'll show myself out...

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Windows already paid for

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

So, I told him just what his sales guy told me last year--that these windows would pay for themselves in a year---

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Must not have cleaned them, when they didn't clean them on jobsites they would burn em down. They got cleaned real regular after that.

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A fellow went hunting in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his shotgun against the corner of a fence to take a leak. As luck would have it, his dog knocked the gun over, it discharged and Lyle took an ounce of bird shot in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven.
" 'Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da' good noos is dat you're going to be OK. Da' damage vas local to your groin, 'dere was very little internal damage, and I 'vas able to remove all of da' buckshot.
"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle.
" 'Da bad noos is 'dat 'dere 'vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your tool. I'm gonna' have to refer you to my sister, Lena.
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon or what?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da' Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obama-care, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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That's funny right there.

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:lol::lol::metal:

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HAHAHA!!!!:lol:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Johnny and Donnie were two rather raucous young brothers. Their mother being at her wits end, decided to ask the pastor to talk to the boys.

She sent Johnny first. The pastor asked Johnny "Do you know where God is?". Johnny sat there in obvious stress. The pastor asked again "Do you know where God is?"

Johnny jumped up and ran out of the church and all the way home and into the house yelling "Donnie, God is missing and they are blaming us."

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Those boys still believe that god is missing. I wonder why that is?

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Common problem these days.

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I agree!

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:lol: that's actually true. :lol:

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Having both carbureted and fuel-injected vehicles, I can see the truth in both of those...