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notsolo 06-13-2022 12:19 PM

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Stepping on a Lego must be on page 2.

Getter-Done 06-19-2022 07:58 AM

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lousyflyer 06-23-2022 01:27 AM

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For boss appreciation day

lousyflyer 06-23-2022 10:21 PM

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Yep

Getter-Done 06-23-2022 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lousyflyer (Post 9094082)
Yep

I agree:lol:

I really don't like the Phrase;)

Alot of things have went South since then.

My Childhood was Great:metal:

Then the changes started happening:uhmk:

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68bowtie 06-26-2022 11:58 PM

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Clear instructions…

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CG 06-29-2022 01:42 PM

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I was looking through some old ads. Words change meaning, and what you can and cant do with the kiddos =)

68bowtie 06-29-2022 04:56 PM

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I do love an iced cold glass of strong, plain, cold brew. Not far off!

Palf70Step 06-30-2022 01:57 PM

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Sorry, my weird dry humor got the best of me.

Grumpy old man 07-02-2022 06:54 AM

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In recent news the man who fell 15 stories from a roof top night club , He wasn't a bouncer . :lol:

Getter-Done 07-02-2022 06:57 AM

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Boog 07-11-2022 07:59 PM

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He ran outta air.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l8SbUmm10m0

68bowtie 07-11-2022 08:48 PM

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Dude that’s hilarious

Steeveedee 07-11-2022 09:46 PM

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Big beak, no brains! :lol: I know people like that.

I got a good laugh out of that!

Boog 07-12-2022 07:56 PM

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Bowl

72 tigger 07-12-2022 08:12 PM

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Supporting the ladies

Getter-Done 07-12-2022 11:34 PM

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Take it Easy;):ito:


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lousyflyer 07-19-2022 10:28 PM

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This just in

lousyflyer 07-19-2022 11:09 PM

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Must be an old pic

Sheepdip 07-22-2022 02:27 PM

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While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

Stocker 07-22-2022 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 9104337)
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

:lol: :lol:

Steeveedee 07-22-2022 05:49 PM

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funny

HO455 07-23-2022 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by lousyflyer (Post 9103545)
Must be an old pic

Man I've been chuckling over this one for 3 days now.

my56chevytruck 07-26-2022 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheepdip (Post 9104337)
While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

that's hilarious!!!

Boog 07-29-2022 10:53 AM

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First power tool


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