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Old 10-09-2020, 08:31 PM   #158
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Re: Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by Sheepdip View Post
You stirred a memory somewhere in my pea brain

A guy goes to his family doctor and the doctor says what can I do for you?

Well doc it's really nothing for me it's just that the wife ain't got no interest in hanky panky anymore, doc say's I got just the thing for you and gives him a bottle of little white pills.

Doc then instructs him to slip one in her evening wine or drink without her knowledge and you will get positive results.

The guy was so excited he thought if the doc said one... two would be better so he put 2 in her evening wine.

Then he got to thinking doc said only one so maybe I gave her too much, so he decides he should take one so he can handle her.

They turn in for the evening and nothing happens, they both fall fast asleep.

About 2 am the wife sits straight up in bed and screams "I WANT A MAN"
He sits straight up beside her and screams " SO DO I"
Oh, man!
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