Thread: Joke Thread
View Single Post
Old 11-13-2021, 10:45 PM   #1073
Sheepdip
Senior Member
 
Sheepdip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2018
Location: Waterford California
Posts: 2,420
Re: Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by truckster View Post
Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.
My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it
Sheepdip is offline   Reply With Quote