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Originally Posted by Steeveedee
 The dad with the most cred ever told his kid to pull his finger at 4:30 AM on January 17th, 1994. (The Northridge earthquake, for you non-California folks). I don't need a finger pulled. My son's beagle/dachshund mix can drive people out of the room without my help.
After I had my (ruptured) appendix removed in '74, my insides were pretty rotten for awhile (like they've improved). I ripped one off at my sister's house in Idaho in the dead of winter, and they opened the windows when it was below freezing to get the stench out...a personal best. |
Mine smell like roses. And if you don't believe me come over and pull my finger.
If I cut one my dog looks at me like "You're not blaming me again buddy'.
Today I lit my mouth on fire or should I say my wife did. She brought home some tamales I'm not sure what chiles that they put in these things but they were angry little guys. WHOA!!!
They were really good but they packed a punch. I was seeing dead relatives with smoke coming out of my ears.
I have some left. They'll be my lunch tomorrow. Bring on the pain!
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