Well let's see, I'm Brian, so I named my truck Brenda, the BMW is Barbara, and the little bug is Suzy.
You might be surprised to learn that I sometimes talk VERY NICELY to them if they start to act up on me, on some
DARK lonely backroad, 5 miles from nowhere of course, at 2 o'clock in the morning.
...and then when they finally get me home...
