[Grumpy old man]

Don't move to Tn .

It's mostly rural so we don't have a lot of dog parks
Calling an uber could cost you $100's to go to taco bell
There are armed terrorists in the woods chasing bambi every year
On any given Sat there are 1000's of 2 stroke gas powered weed eaters and lawn mowers buzzing and spewing blue smoke ,
It's common to see feral children OUTSIDE riding BICYCLES ! Making noise !
Having a few old trucks in your driveway is a status symbol not a reason to call code enforcement .
Having an AMERICAN flag flying in your yard on holidays is strictly enforced !
It's legal to open carry a personal protection firearm . Those people aren't terrorist they are anti crime deterrents
it's not catch and release here it's catch and keep , unless your in a fishing tournament .
We are all Vegans here , As a side dish to steaks/ chicken and pork
Smelling smoke in your neighborhood is not a reason to pack and leave it's just your neighbors heating their home with a fireplace
When your wife tells you she felt the earth shake last night It's a compliment not an earthquake .
we have no state income tax
gas was $3.09 a gallon not a litre
when you go to a classic car show your honda' toyota/tesla/nissan/ kia gets directed to the parking lot
our cows fart.. A lot !

The schools teach reedin righntin and arithi.. aritma... math !