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notsolo · 06-13-2022, 12:19 PM

Stepping on a Lego must be on page 2.

**Getter-Done** · 06-19-2022, 07:58 AM

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**lousyflyer** · 06-23-2022, 01:27 AM

For boss appreciation day

**lousyflyer** · 06-23-2022, 10:21 PM

Yep

**Getter-Done** · 06-23-2022, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lousyflyer

Yep

I agree

I really don't like the Phrase

Alot of things have went South since then.

My Childhood was Great

Then the changes started happening

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**68bowtie** · 06-26-2022, 11:58 PM

Clear instructions…

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CG · 06-29-2022, 01:42 PM

I was looking through some old ads. Words change meaning, and what you can and cant do with the kiddos =)

**68bowtie** · 06-29-2022, 04:56 PM

I do love an iced cold glass of strong, plain, cold brew. Not far off!

**Palf70Step** · 06-30-2022, 01:57 PM

Sorry, my weird dry humor got the best of me.

**Grumpy old man** · 07-02-2022, 06:54 AM

In recent news the man who fell 15 stories from a roof top night club , He wasn't a bouncer .

**Getter-Done** · 07-02-2022, 06:57 AM

**Boog** · 07-11-2022, 07:59 PM

He ran outta air.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l8SbUmm10m0

**68bowtie** · 07-11-2022, 08:48 PM

Dude that’s hilarious

**Steeveedee** · 07-11-2022, 09:46 PM

Big beak, no brains!

I know people like that.

I got a good laugh out of that!

**Boog** · 07-12-2022, 07:56 PM

Bowl

**72 tigger** · 07-12-2022, 08:12 PM

Supporting the ladies

**Getter-Done** · 07-12-2022, 11:34 PM

Take it Easy

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**lousyflyer** · 07-19-2022, 10:28 PM

This just in

**lousyflyer** · 07-19-2022, 11:09 PM

Must be an old pic

**Sheepdip** · 07-22-2022, 02:27 PM

While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

**Stocker** · 07-22-2022, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

**Steeveedee** · 07-22-2022, 05:49 PM

funny

**HO455** · 07-23-2022, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lousyflyer

Must be an old pic

Man I've been chuckling over this one for 3 days now.

my56chevytruck · 07-26-2022, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

that's hilarious!!!

**Boog** · 07-29-2022, 10:53 AM

First power tool

06-13-2022, 12:19 PM	#1501
notsolo Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Md Posts: 2,451	Re: Joke Thread Stepping on a Lego must be on page 2. __________________ http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=635605

06-19-2022, 07:58 AM	#1502
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06-23-2022, 01:27 AM	#1503
lousyflyer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Garden City, GA Posts: 294	Re: Joke Thread For boss appreciation day Attached Images __________________ They tell me that I have Bipolar disorder. That doesn't really bother me. 30 minutes from now it might, but not right now.

06-23-2022, 10:21 PM	#1504
lousyflyer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Garden City, GA Posts: 294	Re: Joke Thread Yep Attached Images __________________ They tell me that I have Bipolar disorder. That doesn't really bother me. 30 minutes from now it might, but not right now.

06-26-2022, 11:58 PM	#1506
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,312	Re: Joke Thread Clear instructions… __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh)

06-29-2022, 01:42 PM	#1507
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Monroe, Wa. Posts: 19,769	Re: Joke Thread I was looking through some old ads. Words change meaning, and what you can and cant do with the kiddos =) Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … … Monroe Swap meet May 18-19. Mike has the same spots for the NW guys he's had forever. Lunch time BBQ at the spaces. If you have stuff to sell bring it along. If you have a question PM stllookn (Mike) here via the board. https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=851291

06-29-2022, 04:56 PM	#1508
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,312	Re: Joke Thread I do love an iced cold glass of strong, plain, cold brew. Not far off! __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh)

06-30-2022, 01:57 PM	#1509
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 46,611	Re: Joke Thread Sorry, my weird dry humor got the best of me. Attached Images __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

07-02-2022, 06:54 AM	#1510
Grumpy old man Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Gods country East,Tn Posts: 8,545	Re: Joke Thread In recent news the man who fell 15 stories from a roof top night club , He wasn't a bouncer . __________________ 1967 Factory short bed - Old school '71 - 350 / 4bolt / 487 heads / Edelbrock C3BX Muncie M-22 4 speed / Hurst Comp plus Factory 12 bolt posi 3.73 / 255-70-15 Smoothed firewall / Factory cowl induction Power disc brakes / power steering / 3.5-5" drop

07-02-2022, 06:57 AM	#1511
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,701	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

07-11-2022, 07:59 PM	#1512
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,947	Re: Joke Thread He ran outta air. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l8SbUmm10m0 __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-11-2022, 08:48 PM	#1513
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,312	Re: Joke Thread Dude that’s hilarious __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh)

07-11-2022, 09:46 PM	#1514
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,081	Re: Joke Thread Big beak, no brains! I know people like that. I got a good laugh out of that! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-12-2022, 07:56 PM	#1515
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,947	Re: Joke Thread Bowl Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-12-2022, 08:12 PM	#1516
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07-12-2022, 11:34 PM	#1517
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,701	Re: Joke Thread Take it Easy __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

07-19-2022, 10:28 PM	#1518
lousyflyer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Garden City, GA Posts: 294	Re: Joke Thread This just in Attached Images __________________ They tell me that I have Bipolar disorder. That doesn't really bother me. 30 minutes from now it might, but not right now.

07-19-2022, 11:09 PM	#1519
lousyflyer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Garden City, GA Posts: 294	Re: Joke Thread Must be an old pic Attached Images __________________ They tell me that I have Bipolar disorder. That doesn't really bother me. 30 minutes from now it might, but not right now.

07-22-2022, 02:27 PM	#1520
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,365	Re: Joke Thread While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" "I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car. She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

07-22-2022, 05:49 PM	#1522
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,081	Re: Joke Thread funny Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-29-2022, 10:53 AM	#1525
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